*Empire City Hall*
The President is busy writing new laws in the books when his assistant, “Christina Cooper”, enters the room.
COOPER: Mr. President, you have a call-
PRESIDENT: Hold on, hold on. I haven’t finished writing this new law yet!
COOPER: ….The one related to criminalizing men showing bulges in their pants?
PRESIDENT: Indecent exposure will traumatize this nation’s youth! You know this!
COOPER: *crosses arms* I don’t suppose our prisons are being put to good use? Is that what this is really about?
PRESIDENT: Your job isn’t to agree, Cooper, it is to inform. Now what’s going on?
COOPER: *sighs* It’s Commander Tower. He says this is urgent.
PRESIDENT: I don’t suppose it can wait until after 3:00?
COOPER: After 2 hour karaoke session with the Kamurocho PM?
PRESIDENT: Correct.
COOPER: That session isn’t for another 3 hours, I assume you have enough time to hear him out.
PRESIDENT: *sighs* Well I didn’t realize his time was more precious than mine. Put him on the line.
Abraham Tower appears on a monitor.
TOWER: *clears throat* Sorry to bother you, Mr. President, but we have an urgent situation that requires your immediate attention.
PRESIDENT: Spare me the details, just tell me what’s going on.
TOWER: 13 minutes ago, a mysterious floating island appeared directly above Windmill Isle. Some of the locals are concerned that it might be related to the Marauders.
PRESIDENT: Do they know, or are they making assumptions?
TOWER: Sir, with all due respect, I don’t think that is relevant.
PRESIDENT: Ok. So an Island appears over a nation that doesn’t concern the United Federation.
TOWER: The Duke of Apotos has requested our assistance. Marauder activity Activity in Eurish is at an all-time high, and with his daughter touring in Westopolis, most of his staff are keeping a watch over her.
PRESIDENT: Great. So he wants us to waste our resources because his troops are babysitting his little girl.
TOWER: ………With all due respect, Mr. President, if this Island is related to the Marauders, it’s best that we get to the bottom of this before anything else happens. Not to mention we need to build better relations with our allies to the east. Politically speaking, we’ll be in the Duke’s good graces, and be rewarded with a potential ally should we have another war.
PRESIDENT: Hmm…. alright. I’m authorizing deployment. No more than 50 men on the ground.
TOWER: Yes sir!
*GUN HQ*
“Topaz” enters the command center. (think Jennifer Hale voice)
TOPAZ: *salutes* Corporal Topaz, reporting for duty!
TOWER: At ease! Where’s Sergeant Speed?
TOPAZ: He’ll be arriving soon.
TOWER: He’s got 5 seconds!
And on cue, Sam Speed enters the room. (I don’t remember that Sonic X crap, Sam Speed’s the one who was stupid enough to try and race Sonic in a car, right?)
SAM: 5 seconds was plenty, sir!
TOWER: If you’re that damn fast, Topaz shouldn’t have beaten you here!
SAM: Well you know-
TOWER: Shut up! I don’t want excuses! The President has given us the greenlight to lay boots on the ground as per the Duke’s request. Suit up, strap up, and gather 50 men for the long haul!
SAM: Alright, lets go! I’ve been looking for some action!
TOWER: Hopefully, there won’t be any action! This is a foreign nation! You WILL keep that trigger finger under control, or I’ll have both your asses for a thanksgiving dinner! Now get moving!
In the hanger area.
TOPAZ: You enjoy pissing off the commander, don’t you?
SAM: All a part of my charm!
TOPAZ: You were promoted to a sergeant, and you still act like you’re in the academy. Don’t you think you should take your role a bit more seriously?
SAM: If I did, I’d be no better than those dingos on the other side! You guys are so uptight!
TOPAZ: We’re military. Discipline and self-control comes with the territory. Or did you get the memo?
SAM: Course I did! I just wiped my ass with it because I know what we’re really about!
TOPAZ: *sighs* It’s a shame you haven’t been kicked out yet. Damn Thorndykes.
She says as they board their transport.
*Sky Babylon*
Sonic and friends open the door to the outside after having survived their perilous journey through the dimensional tunnel.
RAY: ……Well this is anti-climatic!
SONIC: It’s “peaceful”, that’s what!
SILVER: …..So…. where are we?
Rouge takes notice of the windmill…
ROUGE: ….Oh good! We’re on Earth!
ALL: Huh!?
AMY: Earth? You mean this is the Human World!?
ROUGE: Yep!
SONIC: You’ve been here before?
ROUGE: I’ve had quite a few trips here before Gigapolis was destroyed. Pulled a few heists here as well!
KNUCKLES: Hmph!
JET: So what does that mean for us? You’re gonna be our tour guide now?
ROUGE: I could be, but not with that attitude!
SONIC: Save yourself the trouble! I prefer to do my own exploring!
MIGHTY: Anything to get off this rock!
RAY: You said it!
The Trio then leap from Sky Babylon!
AMY: WAIT! SONIC!!
TAILS: Well, there they go!
KNUCKLES: They’re unusually impulsive, aren’t they?
JET: It wouldn’t be them if they weren’t.
BLAZE: ……….
SILVER: …………..
The trio lands on the ground and start running!
SONIC: Never thought I’d see the day that we get to visit Earth! Whaddya say we have ourselves a little sight-seeing!?
RAY: Seeing as we’re near the water, I hope those sights come with 2 pieces!
MIGHTY: What the hell does that even mean!?
SONIC: Don’t ask, Mighty! LETS GO!!!
So the first zone is a Mach Speed zone of Windmill Isle Act 1 Daytime (fuck, that’s a mouthful!) And if you couldn’t gather from the vid, I’d want this to be a piss easy zone where you just run through and have the credits roll by as you’re blasting through the place. Hell, this song practically has the same tempo as Windmill Isle…. except it sounds good. This franchise needs some Black shit in it to be cool again, I swear! Oh wait, they already ruined that perception with Gangsta’s Paradise.
Anywho, after that, the trio go exploring the town. The citizens of Apotos haven’t realized that they came from Sky Babylon, and assume they’re just more Mobians.
MIGHTY: Well it’s nice to know these guys won’t lash out against us like Soleanna did!
SONIC: The perks of not having to go through first contact! They’re all probably wondering how we even got here since the Warp Gate in Gigapolis was destroyed.
RAY: You know… among the whole friggin city!
SONIC: Er… yeah.
MIGHTY: Well, the place we ended up in is friendlier, but that doesn’t help us get back home, now does it?
SONIC: Maybe not, but at least we can catch our breath and get our bearings. I’ve always wanted to check out the human world that Espio loves so damn much! Come on! Lets see what’s poppin in town!
RAY: “Poppin”?
Alright. So the 3D hub worlds are coming back. And hell, they were already in Unleashed so why not? Couple of things you can do here, you can find kids playing “Buno” that you can participate in (and earn some rings on the side), as well as head into shops. Each town has shops with different inventory from extra lives, free barriers at the start of an act, costumes, and Action triggers. You can also talk to useless NPCs who only talk about how much anxiety the Duke has over his dauter being in Westopolis without his supervision. They also don’t like the idea of GUN going into their country just because “a flying rock” appeared above the city. Trying to go into Apotos Castle will trigger a short scene where 2 guards bar entry to the trio.
GUARD: HALT!!!
RAY: HEY! Whatever it was, we didn’t do it!
GUARD: None may enter the castle without the appropriate passes! You Mobians are not exempt from that!
RAY: Oh ok! I thought we were in trouble again!
GUARD: You will be if you don’t vacate the premises!
MIGHTY: Psh! Well screw you too!
SONIC: Mighty!
There isn’t much more you can do here, so just head on back to Sky Babylon.
*Sky Babylon*
As the trio returns, they find Jet, Silver, and Blaze trying to organize the refugees within. I’d have that “Gaia Temple” music play here.
TAILS: Hey they’re back! That was fast…
JET: I take it you 3 enjoyed your little tour?
SONIC: *smiles* Good news guys! No one’s trying to kill us this time! We can walk around without Knuckles getting choked!
KNUCKLES: I fail to see the humor in that, Sonic!
SILVER: So where exactly are we? What is this Human World?
ROUGE: Just think of it as another dimension with beings that are much taller than us, but aren’t so hostile.
AMY: That’s good to know! I’d hate to be stuck in another world where we’d be under attack just for showing up!
SILVER: We had our reasons, Amy.
MIGHTY: Doesn’t mean we have to approve, Silver!
TAILS: It’s a dimension in which the Robotnik family originally comes from!
MIGHTY: Really!?
TAILS: Yeah. I… I thought that was pretty common knowledge.
RAY: So what you’re saying is we can expect a lot of EVIL to come from this world!
ROUGE: Judging an entire people by the actions of one person? I had you pegged for a more open minded individual!
AMY: Can you really blame us? Robotnik is the only human we’ve ever had contact with.
BLAZE: Who is this “Robotnik”?
JET: All you need to know is he’s a class A bastard. You see him, make sure to kill him!
SILVER: Is he truly that evil?
ALL: YES!!
BLAZE: What has he done to earn your ire?
SONIC: Kidnapped someone we cared about and turned her against us. Then manipulated a guy to kill her!
JET: Murdered our commander and chief in order to steal a Chaos Emerald.
TAILS: Put me in a cage and tried to electrocute me to death.
KNUCKLES: Threatened the life of my sister and caused chaos on my island!
AMY: Purged the entire military force in our world!
MIGHTY: Executed our government officials.
ROUGE: Doesn’t seem like the worst thing anyone could do!
JET: Didn’t his little pet robot kill Fang?
ROUGE: ………\/_\/
RAY: Kind of a low blow, Jet!
JET: It’s the truth, why cover it up? The man is a twisted psychopath! We all know what he’s done and what lengths he’s willing to go to achieve his goals!
SONIC: Couldn’t have said it better myself!
ROUGE: But that doesn’t mean every other human in this world is anywhere near as evil as Robotnik!
AMY: Exactly how often have you been here, Rouge?
ROUGE: Enough to know that you’d all be making a mistake in assuming all the humans will outright attack you just for being a Mobian!
Suddenly, they feel rumbling from the outside!
RAY: Aaaaaaaaand now they’re here to prove you wrong!
TAILS: Are those explosions!?
SONIC: Only one way to find out!!
The gang all races outside to see what’s going on, only to find GUN soldiers and drones had surrounded them!
AMY: GUN!!? They exist in this world too!?
ROUGE: They’ve operated here longer than they did on Mobius!
MIGHTY: HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? WE’VE GOT KIDS IN HERE!!!
TOPAZ: *bull horn* ATTENTION! ANY AND ALL DENIZENS WITHIN THE ISLAND MUST VACATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY, OR WE WILL OCCUPY IT WITH LETHAL FORCE!!
SONIC: Are they serious!?
KNUCKLES: It seems they all have an unhealthy penchant for violence!
ROUGE: Oh no, I forgot about this detail.
SONIC: Detail!?
ROUGE: The ruler of Apotos has a lot of paranoia about invading forces. He might think we’re the invaders! But that doesn’t explain why GUN is here.
JET: Who cares, they need to back off!
ROUGE: Look, all we need to do is go down there and show we’re not an invading army and-
JET: To hell with that!! I know EXACTLY where this is going! They’ll want to take control of the island and claim it for themselves!
ROUGE: Jet, that’s not-
JET: HEY GUN! HOW ABOUT YOU LICK OUR FEATHERY ASSES!?
SAM: Well, that was classy!
TOPAZ: OPEN FIRE!!!
And they do! Sonic and the gang take cover!
RAY: Well THAT was smart!
KNUCKLES: You idiotic fool!
MIGHTY: Jet, you stupid ass! What were you thinking!?
JET: I’m sick and tired of people walking onto the places WE own and being told to roll over why they have their way with it! This is island was contribution from my ancestors, and I ain’t about to lose it to a bunch of tall freaks!
RAY: Yeah, it’d suck if you got it and lost it all in one day!
BLAZE: We still have Refugees on board! You shouldn’t have risked a confrontation so soon, Jet!
KNUCKLES: You make a terrible chieftain! But what can you expect from Babylonians than an unnecessary escalation of conflict!?
JET: Go screw yourself, Knuckles!
SONIC: Look, maybe we can lure them away from Babylon! There aren’t enough men so whoever they leave behind won’t be a handful! Might need Silver’s help for this!
SILVER: Me!?
SONIC: You can take their guns, right!?
SILVER: What’s a “gun”?
MIGHTY: Aw jeez, are you serious!?
BLAZE: I’ve never heard of such a weapon either.
AMY: They were stuck in the middle ages, you know.
SONIC: Look, just follow my lead, alright!? You ready, Mighty? Ray?
MIGHTY & RAY: Yeah!
SONIC: The rest of you, defend this Island at all costs!
JET: Who made you the boss!?
MIGHTY: I’d rather follow him than you at this point, Jet!
Act 2 of Windmill Isle involves GUN soldiers and GUN drones. Now… this would be different as the goal is to… NOT…. attack the GUN soldiers here. Even though they’ll be attacking you with extreme prejudice, your goal is to simply run FROM them to the goal. The idea being that if you lash out against them, you write yourself off as a hostile force, and you risk a conflict that you don’t want. Now, you won’t be penalized for merely hitting them, but KILLING them will be detrimental later on. I’ll explain how…. later on! 😛 Drones are fair game, however. Destroying them won’t effect shit.
Afterward, the Trio and Silver head westward.
SAM: They’re headed for Westopolis! That’s where the Duke’s daughter is!
TOPAZ: Damn! ALL TROOPS! PURSUE THE MOBIANS!!!
The GUN soldiers all go after the Trio while Silver flies overhead.
TAILS: Good! They all left!
AMY: Great! Now Jet can explain to us exactly what in the hell he was thinking!!
JET: I’m protecting what’s ours
TAILS: By hiding up here and letting Sonic and them do all the work?
JET: Hey, it worked, right? They’re gone, the Island is intact, and we bought ourselves some time in how we can get this thing moving!
ROUGE: Next time, I take the lead on these matters!
JET: So long as it means not giving up the island!
*Road to Westopolis*
The Trio and Silver continue to lure the GUN troops from the Island
SONIC: Those guys are too slow! Those dingos moved a lot faster!
SILVER: Are you really upset that they can’t catch us?
MIGHTY: Don’t mind him! His idea of fun is unending peril, Silver. It’s why he gets on our nerves so much!
SONIC: Hehe!
SILVER: I don’t follow. How can anyone enjoy risking their lives!?
RAY: Some people need to feel alive by risking certain doom!
SILVER: …..How!?
SONIC: Don’t worry about it, man! The important thing is GUN is taking their sweet time getting here. By the time they arrive, we’ll be finished with our next tour! Dead ahead!
They all see Westopolis.
MIGHTY: Is this really the best time to be sight seeing!?
SONIC: Sure it is! All we have to do is stretch a few miles and-
As he says that, several jet planes bearing the flag of Spagonia, begin carpet bombing the city!
RAY: …… Maybe we can tell the guys that we had a “blast” on the way over here?
Back at the GUN forces behind them.
SAM: What the hell!? Spagonia aircraft!
TOPAZ: What are they doing attacking Westopolis!? Commander!?
TOWER: *over radio* Ask questions later! Get your butts over to Westopolis, NOW!!!
TOPAZ: Roger!!! ALL TROOPS, BREAK OFF PURSUIT AND HEAD FOR WESTOPOLIS, ON THE DOUBLE!!!
And they do so, bypassing Sonic’s group.
MIGHTY: Huh! That was easy! Come on, lets get back to the garden and find a way to cover our asses!
Mighty and Ray try to run back. However, Sonic and Silver hear screams from the city and have second thoughts.
SILVER: Sonic! You hear them too, right?!
SONIC: …………
Mighty and Ray stop in their tracks and look back.
MIGHTY: Aww jeez, tell me you’re not going to save them!
SONIC: ………Well, you guys don’t need to come along! Me and Silver got this!
MIGHTY: *sighs* Why do you always have to be the nice guy!?
SILVER: Because people’s lives are at stake! We have to help them!
Silver flies ahead into the city.
SONIC: Nice to know someone is speaking my language!
And Sonic follows suit. Mighty and Ray shortly head in themselves.
Next Stop is “Crisis City”. A Mach Speed Zone no less. The sequence that plays here is affected by whether or not you beat up GUN soldiers. If not, then the path you take is a straight shot through the city. Here’s the sequence. You rush through the streets and blast through enemy tanks and battle cars that chase after you. A barricade with 3 tanks will lie in front, and this here presents a “divergent path”. Again, based on whether you fought GUN, one of them will fire a rocket at the barricade letting you through. Otherwise, the gang automatically takes a detour up a building side that gets blasted on by Spagonian Drones. The building would then shortly collapse onto said barricade (You will need to jump off immediately, or be crushed to death).
After that, continue heading down the street with tanks firing at you which you can dodge by quick stepping. If GUN doesn’t have their numbers, you will have twice as many tanks to avoid. Also, you can take a back alley shortcut to avoid having to deal with them at all.
After avoiding the tanks, several winged troops fly through the city, diving bombing the buildings. If GUN wasn’t beaten, 2 of them will be shot down, but it doesn’t affect your run. It just looks cool.
Keep going until you find the road in front is being destroyed. You’ll have a split second to find and hit the nearest rail that will take you to the upper levels of the city. Then jump off and hit the highway. If GUN doesn’t have their numbers, a wing trooper will shortly destroy the highway, and you’ll have to hit several twisted grind rails just to get across. Otherwise, the wing troopers would be shot down, and you’d merely have to avoid the debris from their crashes, which is simple enough. Several more troopers fly by and try swipe are you, and all you need to do is jump over them, quick step, or boost out of the way. You’ll have to deal with them for the next few feet if you gave GUN a hard time.
Afterward, you’ll have to jump off the highway and crash through some buildings, and Sonic will automatically dash through the floors and crashing out of he side to the roof tops!
SILVER: The whole city’s on fire!
MIGHTY: Oh wow! NO (bleep)!!!
SONIC: Keep it together, guys!
If you beat up GUN soldiers, you switch to Silver here and would have to shoot down some wing troopers. I’d want this portion to go at the same speed and style of action as LA Machineguns. You know, that ol’ Rail Shooter you can find on Wii that just… kicks ass?
If not, you don’t get this segment and would just continue on as Sonic. Keep hopping the roof tops, and you could probably use some of those existing wing troopers as bridge shortcuts to hop 2 roofs over. Hit the springs here for the segment. An explosion destroys the next building they land on, and Sonic gets separated from Mighty and Ray.
MIGHTY: CRAP!
SONIC: KEEP GOING! I’LL CATCH UP WITH YOU!!!
Now you’re forced to travel between buildings as they explode! Lets keep that part where you’re hitting speeders to corner around a rooftop, and then have a building crash into the one you’re one, and you just grind down the corner of that collapsed building. Again, if you didn’t beat GUN’s ass, you’ll see them in the background tearing ass on the Spagonians. If you did, they’ll do kamikaze attacks on the building you’re on, and you’ll have to jump a few times to avoid being struck. Jump off the building and take the next few rails to more rooftops. AGAIN…. if you whooped GUN’s ass, the Spagonians will destroy the rails by merely flying through them.
SILVER: Sonic! Here!
Silver levitate platforms for you to run across into the next area. If you left GUN alone, just continue on as usual. At some point, you will reach a hotel whereby the zone goes on auto pilot for the moment.
Sonic is in the lobby and finds “Marauders” all over the place. They seem him as an enemy and open fire, but… obviously, Sonic smears them all over the walls. He climbs the floors, whippin ass on all these Marauders until he reaches the top floor, and knocks out 2 more!
???: *shrieks*!
SONIC: Whoa!? What the hell was that!?
He looks toward a bed in the room, and searches the blankets. Then he looks under it to find a little girl, and it should be obvious who it is just by the dialog alone.
SONIC: Hey! Are you ok!?
ELISE: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!
SONIC: YO, CHILL OUT!!!
Some debris falls down!
SONIC: Listen, I know you’re scared, but you can’t stay here! This place is coming down!!
ELISE: They’re trying to kill me!!
SONIC: Who!? These losers?! They’re down for the count! If you wanna live, I’m your only ticket outta here!
ELISE: …………
SONIC: Trust me!!!!
Sonic holds out his hand while Elise hesitates.
SONIC: You and I both know you can’t stay here!
Elise looks Sonic dead in his eyes… and then slowly reaches for his hand. And as Sonic grabs it, the floor beneath the bed collapses!!!
ELISE: *screams*!
SONIC: WHOA!!!
He snatches her from under the bed before the floor crumbles!
ELISE: >_<!!!
SONIC: *nervous laugh* Ok! That would NOT have been pretty! Can you imagine if you went splat after I made a speech like that!?
ELISE: …..Who are you!?
SONIC: Name’s Sonic the Hedgehog! But you might wanna save introductions for later! We need to get out of here!
ELISE: But how!? Everything is on fire!
SONIC: ……You got a good grip?
ELISE: …..Maybe?
SONIC: Then you might wanna hold on tight!
Elise latches onto Sonic’s back.
SONIC: And I DO mean “tight”!
ELISE: What are you going to do!?
SONIC: Here’s a hint! You might get dizzy!
And Sonic SPEEDS out of the building!!
ELISE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
The zone continues here! As Sonic has a passenger, you won’t be taking any drastic routes. Most of this next part is strictly on the road. Remember the original MSZ from 06 with the cars being thrown at you? Yeah… that’s back! And I’m going to make 100x WORSE!!!! Since you have Elise on your back, she’s not durable at all, so one hit from debris or an obstacle, it will count as a one hit death.
If you can bypass most of the crap along the way, Silver will come back and clear out any wreckage that’s in your way!
SILVER: FOLLOW ME, SONIC!!!
Another scene plays here where Silver leads Sonic (and Elise) back to Mighty and Ray.
MIGHTY: HAH! There he is!
RAY: BUDDY!
SONIC: Thanks SIlver!
SILVER: No problem!
MIGHTY: Good! Now can we leave!?
[If GUN was spared]
SILVER: Those soldiers are doing a decent job of fighting back and protecting civilians. Maybe we can let them handle it!
[If GUN was killed]
SILVER: The city’s lost! So many lives were wasted. We can’t do anything but escape!
They all see Elise.
SILVER: Who is she?
MIGHTY: Oh lord, he picked up more strays!
ELISE: ……..
SONIC: What!? You know I couldn’t just leave her behind in a burning building!
ELISE: Um…. I need to use the bathroom!
MIGHTY: …..Ok?
They see a toilet in a burned out building… but the toilet is destroyed by a geyser of fire!
RAY: …..Might wanna hold it for a while!
ELISE: No, I can just go in that corner there!
Elise walks into a ditch.
SONIC: Wait, are you serious?! The whole city is about to be-
ELISE: DON’T LOOK!!!
They all look away.
SONIC: OK! Ok! Just… hurry up!
SILVER: Sonic! We’ve got enemies incoming
MIGHTY: DAMMIT! Do we have to bring her along!?
SONIC: I’m not leaving a kid to die, Mighty!
MIGHTY: Oh… alright already!
Gotta love these wave battles, right? AGAIN…. if you beat up GUN, you’ll have 7 waves of enemies to deal with. If not, you’ll only have 5. The Marauders are simple enemies only possessing arm cannons to attack with and not much else. But later waves start increasing the amount of chumps you have to deal with and how frequently they attack. After each wave, you get a short scene.
>After 1st Wave<
SONIC: Got em! You ready to go, kid?
ELISE: NO!!!
SONIC: Alright! Take your time! We’ll deal with whatever comes our way!
>After 2nd Wave<
SONIC: Not bad! You ready now?
ELISE: NOOOO!
SONIC: Ok ok! No rush! We’re just… surrounded by enemies here!
>After 3rd Wave<
SONIC: Ready yet!?
ELISE: NOOOO!
MIGHTY: How much did you drink this morning!? Jeez!!!
>After 4th Wave<
They find that Elise had finished pissing….. but then she starts up again with the music to boot. And they THROW their arms up in anger!
ALL: ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!
>After 5th Wave<
SONIC: ARE YOU DONE YET!?
ELISE: ……… ^_^ Ok, I’m done!
Sonic QUICKLY grabs Elise, and rushes out of the area with Mighty, Ray, and Silver in tow. Silver again flies above to give the trio some cover. All you need to do now is continue through the streets. Ray and Mighty will assist you in deal with enemies as Elise is still too vulnerable to danger. All you have to do here is avoid obstacles, bullets, and dive bombs from the now identified Marauders. After a minute of running through the streets, you’ll have to speed up a building as the roadways collapse. Then hit the springs on the side to launch off onto another roof, and keep going from there. Jumping off the building, you’ll find a giant Spagonian warship to the side. Once it spots you, you’ll have to run from it.
Here, the music switches from Crisis City to the trailer version of “His World”. The warship fires a huge volley of missiles at you, and you better be a quick steppin expert to avoid that shit!
ELISE: *screams*
SONIC: CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!! DON’T LOOK BACK!!
After a while of avoiding missiles, Silver, Ray, and even GUN if you didn’t mess them up earlier, will all band together to destroy the Warship to give you a clean get away to the goal!
*Lake*
After this, Sonic takes Elise out of the city to a lake a few miles out.
SONIC: *heavy breathing* Ok. It’s all over, kid! You can open your eyes now!
ELISE: >_< ….. >_o Huh? Where are…
SONIC: I figured you’d probably need some water.
Elise gets off Sonic’s back and looks around the area.
ELISE: …….A lake?
SONIC: Yep! Considering all the fire and brimstone, a little water won’t hurt anyone! If you humans… drink from a lake, that is.
ELISE: …Wait, Geoffrey! Where’s Geoffrey!? He was in the hotel with me!
SONIC: You were the only one I saw in the whole building, I…
ELISE: ……no! No, he was with me in that room!
SONIC: I’m telling you, I didn’t see anyone else!
ELISE: ……..QoQ
And Elise cries in Sonic’s arms.
SONIC: Hey…. hey, it’s alright.
After a while, Mighty, Ray, and Silver all regroup at the lake.
MIGHTY: Yo! How’s the kid!?
SONIC: She’s… she’s fine.
Elise backs off of Sonic and stares at the other 3.
ELISE: …………..Who are you guys?
RAY: I believe your people refer to my people as “Mobians”! Because that’s what we are!
MIGHTY: >_>
SILVER: We come from different dimensions. I’m not what you call a “Mobian”, but a Sylvanian!
ELISE: You look… Mobian to me
SONIC: Asking us all these questions, who are you, kid?
ELISE: Oh…. my name is Elise. I’m the….. O_O Oh no, Daddy!
RAY: You’re a father!?
ELISE: No, I have to call mine! He gets worried sick if something were to happen to me! Do any of you have a phone!?
SILVER: Phone?
SONIC: Sure we do. But I doubt they’ll work in this world!
ELISE: Are they made by Meteo Tech?
ALL: METEO TECH!?
MIGHTY: Aww jeez, they exist in this world too!?
SONIC: Ok, I guess we can lend her one of ours.
Sonic gives her his phone.
ELISE: Huh? This one looks like it was made for a girl!
SONIC: It’s a long story.
MIGHTY: *chuckles*
*Apotos*
The Duke of Apotos paces back and forth after hearing reports of Westopolis’s destruction.
DUKE: I don’t understand! How could Spagonia attack a major tourist attraction!?
GUARD: At the very least, they did not attack Apotos, so their actions were not acts of war, no matter how brazen or bizarre.
DUKE: BUT ELISE WAS THERE! Damn them!!! They will have much to answer for!! So many lives lost!!! Tourists of the UF and Apotos citizens!!
GUARD: If you declare war with Spagonia, that also means war with Shamar and Chun-Nan.
DUKE: The UF have twice the power of those 2 nations!
GUARD: But we don’t! We barely have a military force!
One of the guard’s phones ring.
DUKE: Please, just answer that thing! I don’t wish to hear it’s noise anymore!
GUARD: Hello?
ELISE: Put Daddy on the phone! Please!!!
GUARD: Princess!?
DUKE: WHAT!? *snatches phone* ELISE!? Darling, are you alright!?
ELISE: I’m fine, I’m fine!!! Please don’t start a war!!!
DUKE: No… no, of course not! You’re alive and well, that’s fine by me!! Tell me, did Geoffrey make it!?
ELISE: ……….No….
DUKE: ……………I….I see. Listen, sweetheart, you must return home immediately! If Spagonia led such an attack, they must answer for it!!
ELISE: I don’t think it’s them, Daddy!
DUKE: Who else could it be!?
ELISE: I saw these short… ninjas. They looked like Mobians but I couldn’t tell! They have these puffy arms that shoot!
DUKE: Ninjas with puffy arms that shoot!?
GUARD: Your highness, they could be Marauders!
DUKE: ……..Of course! That explains everything! Thank you sweety! You might’ve prevented an all-out war! But if they’re behind this, then you must return home immediately! Rest assured they will kill anyone they come across! Do you have any escorts?
ELISE: ……Kinda?
DUKE: Good! Ask them to take you to Apotos immediately!!!
ELISE: Ok, ok!
DUKE: I love you, Elise! Please be careful!
They hang up.
GUARDS: We traced the call. Outskirts of Westopolis.
DUKE: GUN is in the area, no?
GUARD: They are!
DUKE: Send them the coordinates so that they can retrieve her! And send whoever we have to find her as well! ….Actually no! I’m going out there myself!
GUARD: NO!!! If the Marauders are here, we cannot risk your life in the process!
DUKE: That’s my little girl out there! I should be the one to-
GUARD: I sympathize, but the risk is too great! We can’t let you leave the premises!
DUKE: I ORDER YOU TO-
GUARD: Sorry, but these were orders from your wife.
DUKE: Of all the nerve!!! How do her orders take priority over mine!?
*Lake*
ELISE: ….Um… excuse me. Could one of you…. take me home?
SONIC: *smiles* Did you even need to ask?
MIGHTY: Yes.
SONIC: *groans* Just give us the directions, and we’re all set!
ELISE: Do you know where Apotos is?
TRIO: Uhhhh…..
ELISE: ……………
SILVER: We’ll find it! Somehow….
This next spot is something of a “transition bonus stage” like Titanic Planes in NS7. Not exactly intended to be a real zone, but more so a time waster. Same rules apply, just run and collect shit.
After that, GUN arrives from behind.
TOPAZ: FREEZE!!!
MIGHTY: Aww jeez, now!?
SONIC: Pff! Took you long enough! We could’ve bought 50 souvenirs waiting for you guys!
SAM: Well that’s good! We’ve got orange jumpsuits for you that’s to die for!
SONIC: How much do those cost?
TOPAZ: How about kidnapping the Princess of Apotos for starters!?
RAY: Princess!? Who, her!?
ELISE: Uh… yeah, I am a princess!
SONIC: Hopefully you don’t like locking up people for giving you a bath!
SILVER: Are you still angry about that!?
MIGHTY: YES!!!
TOPAZ: You’ve got until the count of 5 to release the girl and get on the ground with your hands behind your head!!!
ELISE: STOP!! They didn’t kidnap me!!
SAM: Right! Their friends are probably holding your Dad hostage, and you’re saying anything to get them off his back!
MIGHTY: Wow, you’re about as smart as the dingos back home!
SAM: That’s kind of a low blow.
MIGHTY: Truth hurts, (bleep)ch!
TOPAZ: 1! 2-
Silver then telekinetically SNATCHES their guns out of their hands and points them right back at them!
TOPAZ: What the!?
SAM: Oh hell! Take it easy, kid! Those things are loaded!
RAY: HAHA! Now THIS is a stick up! Nobody move, or our buddy here is going to light this whole field ablaze with your juices!
SILVER: Guys, I don’t know anything about these weapons.
TRIO: >_>
ELISE: You what!?
SILVER: Listen! We are not the aggressors! You attacked us unprovoked! It is YOU who needs to get on the ground!
TOPAZ: Ok. Just calm down! The last thing you wanna do is shoot us down!
MIGHTY: You’re right! It’s the FIRST thing!
ELISE: Now will you listen to me!?
SAM: It’ll be alright, Princess. As soon as… we get our gear back, you’ll be in safe hands!
ELISE: You don’t get it! They saved my life back there!
TOPAZ: Them!?
SAM: Probably a political move to buy favors from the Duke!
SONIC: Who is the Duke!?
SAM: Who’s the… how do you not know the Duke of Apotos!?
ELISE: They don’t even know how to get to Apotos!
TOPAZ: So… what… the hell…. are you all doing!?
TRIO: Uhhhhhhh….
ELISE: They’re trying to get me home! And we’d be closer if you guys didn’t show up!
RAY: That’s right!!!
TOPAZ: Well WE know how to get to Apotos! Maybe if you give us back our firearms, we can show you!
MIGHTY: Right! You buy that!?
SONIC: It ain’t like they can get passed that hard head of yours, Mighty!
TOPAZ: Look, just give us our weapons, and we promise not to do anything to you! Deal?
SONIC: …….
Decision time. You can either [Return Weapons] or [Throw em away]
>Returned<
Silver drops them on the ground.
TOPAZ: NO DON’T-
And one of them goes off and shoots the ground!
SAM: whoa!
SILVER: Oh! So you have to bang them to work?
TOPAZ: YOU IDIOT!! YOU COULD’VE SHOT US!!
SONIC: *laughs* Well, you got your toys back. Now what!?
SAM: Well, we need to get the girl home. That’s what matters right now!
TOPAZ: Agreed. We’ll lead the way. Try to keep up!
>Tossed<
Silver throws the guns out to sea!
TOPAZ: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
SONIC: Don’t take this the wrong way… but we’ve had some bad experiences back home with GUN! Can’t be too safe!
ELISE: But they could’ve been a greater help to us if something goes wrong!
MIGHTY: Yeah sure! Like we need their help!
SAM: We’re not like those dumbass dogs! Dammit, I really liked that gun, too!
SONIC: How about you just lead the way, huh? We’ll take on any jerks that come our way!
TOPAZ: Grrr…. fine! But don’t blame us if something goes wrong!
Next stop is “Windmill Isle Act 3″…. at Night! No werehoggin here because we all hated that shit. That said, the pacing is no different here than it was in Unleashed, just replace the Gaians with Marauders. They’re crawling throughout the city for an unknown reason. Now, if you gave GUN back their weapons, they’ll be scattered throughout helping to fight against them. If not, you’re on your own. Now, some of the soldiers may get killed here, but that won’t count against you in any way. This is a pretty simple and straightforward act where all you do is fight against simple chumps with crappy arm cannons. That said, if you want to put in absolutely no effort in fighting, Ray is your guy.
Afterward, the Duke is still waiting in the palace, pacing back and forth with anxiety.
DUKE: What’s taking so long!? Westopolis is only a few miles away from Apotos!
GUARD: Sir, please don’t worry. GUN knows what they’re doing!
DUKE: But what if the Marauders got to my little angel first!? I can’t stay here any longer!!
GUARD: It could be what they want! You cannot leave-
Suddenly, the guard is shot!
DUKE: OH NO!!!
Marauders immediately storm the building and surround the Duke!
DUKE: You fiends!! How dare you!!
???: Hold your fire!
Their leader steps into the room. Imperator Ix (what kind of name is “Ix”!? dafuq..)
DUKE: ….Who…. who are you!?
IX: …..Take him away!
DUKE: No!!!
Immediately, Sonic and gang burst through the doors!
SONIC: Hey, look who joined the party!!!
ELISE: DADDY!!!
DUKE: ELISE!!! GET BACK!!
IX: Deal with them! NOW!!!!
The gang starts beating wholesale ass on the Marauders while Ix makes his escape. 2 Marauders grab the Duke and jump out of the window!
SONIC: OH NO!!!
ELISE: DADDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Silver flies to the window…. only to find that the Marauders had disappeared with the Duke.
SILVER: Blast! They’re gone!
ELISE: Where!? Where are they taking my Daddy!?
SILVER: I… I don’t know! They just…
Topaz’s unit makes it to the room.
TOPAZ: Secure the area! Any Marauders you can find, capture them immediately!
SONIC: Nice job bringing up the rear, guys!
TOPAZ: Shut up! Is the Duke safe?
ELISE: No! Those weird Ninjas took him!
TOPAZ: ……Dammit! This city has been compromised! You 4 are coming with us!
RAY: What for?! We saved the day!
TOPAZ: As witnesses. We’re not arresting you.
SONIC: And if we say “Bite us”?
TOPAZ: Look, we need intel, dammit! And you 4 can assist in that!
SONIC: …..Fine.
MIGHTY: “Fine” my ass! What makes you think we can trust them!?
>Weapons returned<
SONIC: We helped them out earlier, they’ve got no reason to screw us. If they do, we’ll handle it.
>Weapons tossed<
SONIC: At the very least, they can’t argue against the fact that we saved the Princess. They’ll have to give us that much!
TOPAZ: Right. Now can you please come with us?
RAY: Impatient, aren’t we?
TOPAZ: Extremely!
SILVER: I have to go back and let the others know we’re ok.
SONIC: Yeah, that’s a good idea. Thanks Silver!
ELISE: But what about Dad!?
TOPAZ: There’s nothing we can do now, honey. I’m sorry.
ELISE: Q_Q
SONIC: Don’t worry. We’ll get him back.
*GUN Helicarrier*
The trio and Elise were all escorted in with Sam and Topaz to meet Abraham Tower for the first time.
ELISE: Why did they bring us here!? Why can’t we go home!?
MIGHTY: Took the words out of my mouth!
TOWER: I apologize for the abrupt decision to bring you all here. But the situation was dire. The Marauders have invaded the city below, and it’d be a stupid idea to stay down there.
>Weapons returned<
SAM: No big! We took care of your little roach problem!
>Weapons Tossed<
TOPAZ: I agree. We need to restock and make sure it’s all cleaned out!
TOWER: Whatever the situation is, we’ll handle it. But in the meantime, we can’t risk you being hurt or killed.
ELISE: So we have to be stuck here!?
TOWER: It’s for your own safety. I know you just survived a traumatic event, but bare with us for the time being. Now lets get down to business! What the hell happened down there!? Westopolis gets nuked by Spagonians, and the Marauders kidnapped the Duke!?
SAM: Either that, or they can’t keep a lockdown on their military hardware!
TOPAZ: The Marauders led the attack on Westopolis, using Spagonian weapons to guise themselves.
TOWER: They’ve never done anything on a scale like this! What the hell was the point!?
ELISE: Um….
TOWER: ……You know something, Ms?
ELISE: They were….
She seems nervous.
SONIC: Allow me!
TOWER: WHo the hell are you!?
SONIC: I don’t know! Who the hell are you!? Look, I don’t know what a Marauder is, but they were clearly targeting her!
TOWER: How do you figure that?
SONIC: It could have something to do with me dragging her out of the city and being chased by at least 50 friggin missiles!
TOPAZ: Hmm. Maybe their leader intended for her to die so that the Duke would’ve declared war on Spagonia.
RAY: It all makes sense!
TOWER: How so!?
RAY: The Duke probably didn’t like their pastas! So they wanted revenge for being so insulted!!!
Everyone looks at Ray like an idiot.
RAY: With a name like “Spagonia”, how could it not involve pasta!?
TOWER: I don’t know who the hell you are, but this is no laughing matter!
MIGHTY: Don’t pay him any mind, he’s a complete moron!
TOWER: That much is obvious! But it’s clear that the Marauders were trying to incite a global conflict!
TOPAZ: But why!?
TOWER: How should I know? They made an attempt on the Princess’s life in the hopes of sparking war between Apotos and Spagonia. And in doing so would also involve their allies. The UF, the Republic of Chun-Nan, and Shamar. It would be all out war! At the very least, we have these Mobians to thank for averting that!
RAY: So what’s our prize, Johnny!?
TOWER: First thing’s first. We need to transfer the Princess to a facility out of the Marauder’s reach!
ELISE: What!? I don’t want to go anywhere with you!!
TOWER: You don’t have a choice! Those bastards are actively targeting you for extermination! Unless you wanna be turned into kalamari, you have no other options for survival!
ELISE: The answer is no!!!
TOWER: *sighs* (God, I hate kids)
TOPAZ: Sir, with all due respect, it may not be wise to force her into UF custody. Even if we are allies, it could be interpreted as taking a hostage.
TOWERS: Well unless you 2 have better suggestions, she’s coming with us!
SAM: I got one!
TOWER: Then spit it out!
SAM: How about we let these guys look after her?
They all look at the Trio!
MIGHTY: Hell no! You’re not dumping this brat on us!
SAM: It’s not a bad idea! Since we’ve been dealing with the Marauders for years, they likely know our capabilities in and out! These guys? They’re an unknown element! Those chumps won’t know how to deal with them in the slightest! And they’re pretty damn tough if I do say so myself!
TOWER: Yeah… about them. *To Trio* Just how the hell did you get here!?
RAY: Simple! We followed your 2 lackeys into a cruiser that flew us here in this giant ship!
TOWER: I meant this dimension, you goddamned fool!
TOPAZ: We haven’t been able to use the warp gate for several months now. We thought it was a problem on our end.
SONIC: Yeah… the Warp Ring in our world was destroyed.
ELISE: Really?
SONIC: Er… yeah.
TOWER: So again, how did you get here now?
RAY: It’s a looooong story!
SONIC: That island that appeared in the sky? It allowed us to cross dimensions in a really… REALLY convoluted way!
TOWER: So convoluted that you won’t bother telling us out of fear that we might take advantage of it?
SONIC: Pretty much!
TOWER: Fine, don’t tell me. That said, if you’re going to keep secrets from us, it’s gonna be real difficult to trust you!
>If GUN was Spared<
SAM: Well, they didn’t bother kicking our asses when we fired on them, so that’s a plus!
TOPAZ: Though some of us would’ve preferred knocking some sense into you!
TOWER: Even so, it’s a good thing they laid off of you, otherwise the disaster in Westopolis would’ve turned out a helluva lot worse!
>If GUN was killed<
TOPAZ: I’ll say. You took out a lot of good men, no one is going to back you!
SAM: Well we DID shoot at them. Can’t blame them for self-defense.
TOWER: Even so, the devastation in Westopolis would’ve been salvaged if we had the manpower that was lost!
———————-
>Weapons Returned<
SAM: I’m just glad I got ol’ betsy back! You know how much I love this gun?
TOWER: Too much. But it’s good that they did! These things don’t come cheap! And we managed to take out most of the Marauders that infested Apotos’s Capital! At least they understood what “cooperation” means!
>Weapons Tossed<
TOWER: Military hardware doesn’t come cheap! Tossing our equipment out to sea was a stupid move on your part! Thanks to that, getting Apotos cleared of those damned Marauders…. it’ll take weeks to flush em all out!
SAM: And Betsy’s gone! Do you know how much I loved that gun!?
TOPAZ: You act like that rifle was unique!
SONIC: Look, it doesn’t matter what you think of us! Clearly you want our help since you brought us here!
TOWER: Did I say anything about wanting your help!? That was my 2 “lackeys” as you called them! I prefer not having to deal with you furballs. And trusting the Princess in your care is the last thing I’d ever consider!
ELISE: Um… I don’t mind!
TOWER: What!?
ELISE: They seem a lot nicer than you guys!
SAM: Aww come on! I’m nice too!
TOPAZ: Yeah. You’re just obnoxious.
TOWER: Shut up! Both of you! *To Trio* Just answer me this! Can that rock of yours move?
MIGHTY: Move!?
TOWER: If you can cross dimensions, are you able to relocate the damn thing if necessary!?
SONIC: Uh… we should be able to.
TOWER: Find out if you can. Then we’ll discuss who pays room and board for the Princess! Until then, she’ll remain here for the night!
ELISE: *groans*
SONIC: I’m sorry, who made you our boss again?
TOWER: Me! You’re all dismissed!
*Fade to Black*
MESSAGE: GUN TRUST METER! Your actions throughout the game will have ramifications! The GUN Commander doesn’t fully trust you, thus you must prove yourself to be a trustworthy ally! GUN Trust meter amounts will affect the story and gameplay in a number of ways from the amount of assistance you gain from GUN to the kind of perks you get. But that’s only if your trust with GUN is high!
*Apotos*
Sonic gets on the phone with Jet.
SONIC: Hey warhawk!
JET: Don’t you start! I’ve been dealing with everyone else all night!
SONIC: Get used to it! Look, can Sky Babylon move at all?
JET: What do you mean?
SONIC: Can you drive it like a transport ship?
JET: Well…. yeah. So long as you’re aboard. The Aeon Engine still requires a Hedgehog or 3.
SONIC: Good to know. Thanks. We might have some work to do soon.
JET: Wait what kind of-
He hangs up.
MIGHTY: You’re rude, you know that?
SONIC: He deserves it. Well, guess all we can do is tell the other jackass that it can move, and Elise’ll be free.
RAY: You just met the child, why do you care?
SONIC: You guys already know I’m too nice.
MIGHTY & RAY: Yeah…
Back to the 3D Hub. You’ll now have the option of choosing what (2) characters you want to tour around with. Whoever you choose will often have banter with each other based on events that have come to pass. Course all you have at the moment are the main Trio.
Not to mention, you now have access to side missions. Talking to certain NPCs will open up new challenges that can either increase or “decrease” the GUN Trust Meter. Often, missions that deal with defeating Marauders is a sure fire way of increasing GUN trust.
So the (3) side missions here deal with clearing out Marauders, finding a lost balloon for a little kid, and being interviewed for a news special. The latter of which can cost you GUN trust depending on your answers. Leaving town will allow you to enter Zone Select in which you can replay Windmill Isle or Crisis City at the moment. And of course, the shops are stocked with new items. You even get GUN uniforms as costumes! Anywho, ain’t much else you can do but return to Sky Babylon. Doing so will trigger the next scene.
At Night…
SONIC: Alright, guess all we can do is get some shut eye. I bet everyone is still worried about us.
RAY: Only if Jet didn’t say anything to anyone!
MIGHTY: Only one question. How do we get back up there?
SONIC & RAY: Oh…. yeah.
Then they hear rustling in nearby bushes.
MIGHTY: WHO’S THERE!?
Then… they find Elise sneaking out of the bushes!
ELISE: Hi guys!
SONIC: Elise!?
RAY: Hey, it’s the kid!
SONIC: What are you doing here!?
ELISE: I snuck out! Pretty cool, huh?
MIGHTY: How did you sneak out of a friggin Helicarrier!?
ELISE: ^_^ *giggles*
SONIC: Does the giggling come with an explanation!?
ELISE: I may not look it, but I know a little magic trick! I can teleport anywhere I want!
MIGHTY: Teleport!?
RAY: So you know that “Sugar Coco” magic?
ELISE: What? No, I… <_< …. I had a tutor from Mobius teach me a little magic a few years ago. But… the only thing I’ve ever gotten down was teleport and barrier magic.
SONIC: ……..So what you’re saying is I didn’t have to save your behind back in Westopolis?
ELISE: Well, I was too scared to do anything.
SONIC: Sure! You know when they find out you’re gone, they’re gonna lose their crap, right?
ELISE: Who cares!? I don’t wanna be anywhere near those guys! I’ve heard some horrible things about GUN and how heavy handed they are when dealing with other countries.
MIGHTY: I thought they said they were allies with Apotos.
ELISE: My Dad may trust them, but I don’t! Those creeps might benefit from him being kidnapped! Without him, Apotos has no leader, so they could just swoop in and take the throne so they can establish some corrupt policies!
RAY: Either she’s too smart for her age, or she’s really paranoid!
SONIC: Either way, she kinda has a point.
ELISE: So just let me stay with you guys, please!
MIGHTY: What’s that gonna do except piss them off!?
ELISE: Please, I don’t wanna go back to them! All they keep doing is asking all these questions! I’m afraid they might stick needles into me next!
RAY: Yep, definitely paranoid!
MIGHTY: Don’t be stupid! Why would they inflict any kind of injury on a princess and risk international attention?
ELISE: It didn’t stop them from funding a secret militia to overthrow the Sultan of Shamar and installing a puppet leader!
TRIO: …………
MIGHTY: *sighs* You know, I’d be against this sort of thing, but I’m feeling pretty hospitable for some reason.
RAY: Because of big blue eyes!?
ELISE: Eww!
RAY: What!?
MIGHTY: Should we risk it?
[Let her come in secret] -6GT
[Notify GUN] +6GT
No extra scene plays here despite the choices.
SONIC: You know me. Alright kid, I hope you can find a decent bunk!
*Sky Babylon*
I’d probably have that Gaia Temple music play for Sky Babylon. Anywho, the trio returns with Elise in tow. And everyone is excited for their return!
TAILS: HEY! SONIC’S BACK!
MIGHTY: We’re alive too, yah know!
RAY: YEAH!
TAILS: Oh… and those guys too!
MIGHTY & RAY: Those “Guys”!?
SONIC: Thanks for establishing the important one, Tails!
MIGHTY: Get bent, Sonic!
AMY: It’s good to know you’re alright! We wouldn’t know what to do if something were to happen to you all!
MIGHTY: Yeah, thanks for the backup. Silver’s probably the only one that cares!
AMY: Oh Mighty.
BLAZE: We had to ensure that Sky Babylon would face no further threats. Not to mention keeping the Babylonian’s mouth secure.
JET: How many times do I have to apologize before you all get off my back!?
TAILS: That situation could’ve gone better if you didn’t shout at them!
ROUGE: Really, I thought you were better than this, Jet!
JET: Yeah well, I’m not! Get over it! I already told you, I’m not losing this place to a bunch of military meat heads!
SONIC: Whew! No wonder you 2 get along, Mighty! You have so much in common!
Knuckles notices Elise.
KNUCKLES: Who is that little girl?
ELISE: Um…. hi?
SILVER: Wait… you brought the princess here!?
ROUGE: Princess!? The Princess of Apotos!?
ELISE: Yes?
SONIC: Yeah, you guys don’t mind being on your best behavior, do yah? She’s kinda… fragile.
ELISE: I am not!
ROUGE: No! Take her back, Sonic!
MIGHTY: Oh boy.
SONIC: What’s the big deal, Rouge!?
ROUGE: GUN attacked us just for showing up here, they’ll think we kidnapped her or something!
RAY: Don’t worry, you cheater! We’re butt buddies with GUN now!
AMY: You 3 don’t have the best track record with GUN, I would probably not risk it.
ELISE: Huh?
SONIC: Guys, it’s cool. They already agreed to let her stay with us. Besides, she couldn’t wait to get away from them!
ROUGE: ……..This is not a good idea!
SONIC: Well fortunately, we don’t need your approval! If GUN stabs us in the back over her, we’ll be sure to kiss your ass later.
RAY: Hmm!
ROUGE: Don’t get too excited, Ray!
JET: Well I hope you’re right, Sonic! If she becomes a liability, I don’t care what the agreement was! She’s leaving if GUN comes after us!
ELISE: Wow, I’m standing right here, you jerk!
SONIC: Whoa, even the Princess hates your guts! Impressive, Jet!
JET: *groans*
TAILS: Er… well… welcome aboard?
Alright. So in Sky Babylon, you exclusively play as Elise, and it’s here that you can pester the characters with all sorts of questions, basically recapping events from past games as well as getting insights on what they keep a lid on. Sonic has no real convos for you, though.
Mighty gets asked on his temper and his extremely hard shell.
Ray on how he can shoot solar beams and why he’s so happy all the time.
Tails on why he has 2 tails.
Amy on her magic skills.
Jet apologizes for being an ass and explains why.
Rouge on why she would trust GUN.
Silver on his magic and weird hair style.
and Blaze wants to know more about Elise’s status as a princess (oh those things in common!)
Knuckles, however, is off doing something else and will not talk to you. You just get dot dot dot shit from him.
Once you’re done playing 20 questions, Tails will come up to you and show you to Elise’s room.
TAILS: It isn’t much, but you can use this as your private room.
ELISE: Thank you! It’s lovely!
TAILS: ….It is?
ELISE: Well, I don’t get the chance to travel often, so everything here looks so… amazing!
TAILS: Oh. Ok!
ELISE: Hey, I heard from Sonic that this island could cross dimensions?
TAILS: Yeah, it can! It was created thousands of years ago by an ancient race of Babylonians who wanted to explore new worlds! We… sort of used it to escape certain doom!
ELISE: Really?
TAILS: Yeah. Us coming to the human world was more of an emergency landing than a planned destination!
ELISE: Wow.
TAILS: I have to check on some things now. You should probably get some rest. I’ve heard you had it rough. Good night?
Tails leaves.
ELISE: Hey wait… oh.
Elise then heads into bed and goes to sleep.
>>>The Next Morning
Elise wakes up from the sound of children playing.
ELISE: ….What’s that?
Ok, here you take control of Elise again… and you just gotta find your way outside.
From there, Elise, finds the Coconut Crew playing a game of catch!
KYLOK: TOSS IT!
TABBY: I GOT IT!!
In doing so, Tabby almost runs into Elise!!
MUZY: LOOK OUT!!!
TABBY: UH OH!!
ELISE: OH NO!!!
*BANG!!*
Tabby accidentally knocked Elise down!
SETTER: Oh look what you’ve done now!!
TABBY: Oh no!! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!!! I didn’t mean to hit you!
ELISE: I’m fine, really! Don’t panic!
TABBY: Really?
ELISE: Yeah. Just watch where you’re going next time!
TABBY: Oh! Ok!
MUZY: Wow, you’re pretty tough! Wanna play with us?
ELISE: Sorry, I just got up. Maybe some other time?
KYLOK: Ok! See you around, Princess!
ELISE: Bye!
They go back to playing their game. Blaze then walks into the area.
BLAZE: I envy you.
ELISE: Huh? Hey, you’re that cat girl!
BLAZE: Call me Blaze. It’s amazing that you weren’t angered by that.
ELISE: Hey, accidents happen. They didn’t mean to knock me down, so there’s no reason to get mad at them.
BLAZE: I see. I wish I had you to learn from.
ELISE: What do you mean?
BLAZE: Well, I may not look it, but I used to be a princess as well.
ELISE: Wow, really!?
BLAZE: Yep. Princess Blaze of Sylvania, Kingdom of Soleanna.
ELISE: That’s so cool! I never got to meet another princess! But… what do you mean you “used” to be one?
BLAZE: Well, I’m sure some have already told you of why we traveled here in the first place.
ELISE: You were just running away from something, right?
BLAZE: Yes. My world was… destroyed by an incredibly powerful being. And there was nothing we could do to prevent it.
ELISE: That’s awful.
BLAZE: It was. But…. if I am to be honest, it was my doing that brought my kingdom to ruin.
ELISE: What do you mean?
BLAZE: I lost control of my emotions which set loose the creature that brought an end to my world. Were I more like you, it’s devastation would’ve never come to fruition. It’s… vexing to know that a mere child shows more restraint than I ever would.
ELISE: …..But… you’re trying to make up for it. Right?
BLAZE: What?
ELISE: I guess everyone that’s on this island came from your world, right? My father always said that if you make a mistake, you shouldn’t cry about it, but rather do everything you can to make amends for them. Besides, those guys over there seem pretty happy! You must be doing something right!
BLAZE: Huh… You’re absolutely right. Well… I mean, I’m no longer a Princess, but… yes. That’s the best that any of us can do.
ELISE: …..You don’t seem like a bad Princess anyway!
BLAZE: Er…. well, I was…. quite terrible. There was a time when…. I threw someone into a dungeon for… pushing me into a pond.
ELISE: WHAT!? Why would you do such a thing!?
BLAZE: It’s… rather complicated.
ELISE: No it’s not, that’s just cruel and…. REALLY unusual!
BLAZE: I know, I know!
And a little fade out here….
*GUN Helicarrier*
The next morning, Sonic, Elise, Rouge, and Blaze all meet with Tower, Sam, and Topaz.
ROUGE: Long time no see, girl! I see you’re moving up in the ranks!
TOPAZ: Err….
ROUGE: Aww, don’t pretend you don’t remember me!
TOPAZ: How about we focus on the task at hand?
SAM: I wanna know more about how you 2 know each other! More slumber parties with curiously attractive Mobians? I hear those always turn out a little…. “kinky”!
TOWER: Shut your mouth, Speed! We have royalty in our presence! And We’ve got business to attend to! Is that cat supposed to be a diplomat?
BLAZE: Yes. I humbly apologize for the rash actions of our ally yesterday. The transport island belongs to him, and he is territorial.
ROUGE: Not the word I’d use to describe it.
SONIC: Lets cut to the chase. What do you want?
TOWER: That’s more like it. We need to get to the bottom of what happened in Westopolis! Spagonian aircraft and tanks being used to demolish a tourist attraction is going to send a devious message.
ELISE: But everyone should know it’s those armored Ninjas, right?
TOWER: Unfortunately, people are going to have their suspicions. Spagonia isn’t exactly the most trusted nation on Earth, what with their allegiance with Shamar and Chun-Nan, 2 of the most corrupt countries in the world.
SAM: Amongst the UF, sure.
TOWER: I said shut it! Next time, I’m ripping your ass over your head!
ROUGE: Commander, what does that have to do with these Marauders? You’re saying that Spagonia would deliberately work with them to attack the royal family of Apotos?
TOWER: That’s exactly what I’m saying! Apotos and Spagonia are not on good terms with each other, especially after the Princess refused the Prime Minister’s son in marriage.
ELISE: He’s a jerk! I don’t want anything to do with him!
SONIC: Uhhh… she’s only what…. 10? 8?
ELISE: I’m 12!
SONIC: Ok yeah. Ain’t it a little early to be thinking about a wedding!?
TOWER: These things don’t happen instantly, kid. The marriage was to be arranged years later, but the spouses are determined before then.
BLAZE: That’s awful! You’re taking away her choice for a soul mate! That should come from the heart!
ELISE: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell everyone!
TOWER: Look, I don’t make the rules! That’s how the commonwealth of Eurish runs thing, and I’m not about to have anything to do with that.
TOPAZ: It’s still a bit of a stretch. You don’t kill a child just because they don’t want to marry your son or daughter.
TOWER: Is it? An arranged marriage is a power play. The merging of 2 houses creates a stronger nation. Afterall, Apotos has the most powerful naval fleet, and access to cleaner waters, producing the world’s finest seafood. All Spagonia has is cheap pasta and museums. I’d be a little pissed off too if my economy was based on crappy art exhibits.
SONIC: Ok, this whole briefing went over my head! What does any of this have to do with the Marauders?
ROUGE: And how do you have a military force funded by museums!?
TOWER: That’s what you’re going to find out! We have a contact in Spagonia named “Professor Pickle”, and he-
Elise starts giggling.
TOWER: If I may continue-
ELISE: *giggling*
TOWER: Young miss!
ELISE: I’m sorry! He’s named after food!
SONIC: It is kind of a dumb name, you gotta admit!
SAM: Oh, we know!
TOWER: As I was saying, Pickle has been looking into the Marauders for a while now, assisting the Chief Inspector in his investigation. As Spagonia is on bad terms with Apotos, that’s automatically bad news for us. We need you Mobians to get down there and find Pickle! Whatever intel he has could-
ELISE: *giggles*
TOWER: *irritated* Could…. prove… beneficial to our investigation!
SONIC: Well, with you barking orders like that, I hope there’s some compensation!
TOWER: We let you roam the Earth, no questions asked. Now get moving!
On the way to the docking bay.
ROUGE: *sighs* Well he seems friendly!
BLAZE: Military commanders tend to be very strict. The fate of their country lies on their shoulders, they have no choice but to be.
ROUGE: Yeah well, he could learn to relax a little!
ELISE: I think he’s mean.
SONIC: ………
ROUGE: What’s up with you?
SONIC: Soooooooooo………*smiles* Kinky Slumber Parties?
ROUGE: Don’t make me hurt you, Sonic.
SONIC: You know, that could be interpreted in a lot of ways!
ELISE: What are they talking about?
BLAZE: I don’t know, but I don’t like the sound of it! Just ignore them.
*Sky Babylon*
Back in the main hub, you can chat up with the guys about the next destination, but they won’t have much to say. Blaze is excited about the prospects of seeing art, and Ray thinks it’s a city made out of pasta. Knuckles…. still won’t talk to you.
Anywho, new things here, Speedy is now open for business! He’ll set up a requisition shop with GUN equipment that you can buy (it’s really just barriers and lives atm). Honey also opens up her own “beauty boutique” which is just another costume shop.
Talk to Jet so that you can proceed to Spagonia.
JET: Alright kiddies! Ready to go? [You bet!] [Not yet]
Hey, that rhymed! Anywho, a scene plays here with Jet piloting Sky Babylon to the skies of Spagonia. The most overrated/overused location of Sonic Unleashed. We all know Empire City is superior, but SOJ just wants to gas up SOE fans. 😛
JET: Sonic, Amy, Silver! You guys set?
SONIC: Ready and waiting, Jet!
AMY: Hopefully this won’t be as straining as crossing dimensions!
SILVER: I hope so too!
JET: Tails, how we’re looking down below?
TAILS: Aeon Engine is all set and ready to go!
JET: Alright then! Lets get this show on the road!
RAY: You mean the skies!
SONIC & MIGHTY: Shut up, Ray!
And just like that, Sky Babylon could move just as easy as it could float.
*Spagonia*
Hub time. Now, the first time you visit a new town, you will only be able to use pre-selected characters. In this case being Sonic, Mighty, Ray, Tails, and Blaze. After completing all primary objectives, you’ll be able to use whoever you want. Anywho, all you can do here is talk to NPCs and get directions to Pickle’s lab. The shops here are closed due to a string of robberies, and recently a murder. Head up to Pickle’s lab for the next scene.
Elise was indeed traveling with this group, but with a disguise.
SONIC: Ok Elise! Remember to act like a tourist!
ELISE: I am a tourist!
SONIC: I know! I mean… like you’re really out of town!
TAILS: Act like us!
SONIC: Yeah! Like us!
ELISE: So… ask if the buildings are made out of spaghetti?
RAY: A valid question!
MIGHTY: No it’s not!
BLAZE: That’s impossible and absolutely silly! You cannot forge a structure out of food!
ELISE: Actually, you can! The great wall of Chun-Nan was made using rice!
SPAGONIAN: Really!?
ELISE: Yeah! Look it up!
BLAZE: Rice!? Are you absolutely sure!?
ELISE: Yes, I am!
SONIC: Well that can’t be healthy to eat.
TAILS: Well, you really shouldn’t eat that much anyway. Rice has a lot of starch, and-
MIGHTY: Thank you for the unwanted health lesson, Tails!
They finally reach the laboratory.
RAY: Looks like a library!
BLAZE: It seems deserted.
SONIC: Well, we won’t know anything until we get inside.
TAILS: So this guy is a professor? Of what, exactly?
ELISE: I hear he’s into history, and likes to delve into the past!
TAILS: Really!? I can’t wait to meet him!
MIGHTY: Yay for boredom.
However, they open the door….
SONIC: Yo, Professor Pickle! You in tod-
And they find none other… than Dr. Robotnik!
ROBOTNIK: You fools need to keep your voices do-
He turns around to find his greatest foes standing behind him!
ELISE: Dr. Robotnik?
TAILS: *gasps* O_O
ROBOTNIK: ……..YOU!!!
TRIO: IT’S BUTTNIK!!!
BLAZE: Wait, what!?
The trio wastes no time trying to attack him! But… Robotnik summons a armored arm to his limb, and fires a shockwave at the heroes!
SONIC: *coughs* Son of a…
Robotnik dons his “Omega Armor” from waaaay back in NS1.
ROBOTNIK: You would DARE show your flea-bitten hides here!?
MIGHTY: You’re one to talk, fat boy!
RAY: This is a good time to pay you back!
SONIC: Yeah! Don’t think we forgot what you did to Vanilla!!
ROBOTNIK: Then I hope that wench is 50 feat under! You’re going to join her real soon!!!
ELISE: GUYS!!! STOP!!!!
It’s been ages since one fought against Robotnik! Back in his Omega Armor, he shares the same attacks as he did in the original. IE… like Metal Man and Heat Man from MM2, with the additional attacks of laser eyes that scorch the ground, as well as shockwaves from his palms. He can also suck you in closer and strangle the rings out of you if you’re not careful.
Anywho, after knocking him around a bit, Blaze tries to jump in and break up the fight… only for Robotnik to stun her and knock her unconscious!
MIGHTY: BLAZE!!! Oh you asked for it now!!!
Mighty brandishes his Axe and starts swinging like crazy, hitting nothing but air as Robotnik evades him with ease.
ROBOTNIK: Tell me, how does it feel to have no real power to combat me with, unlike your allies!?
MIGHTY: SHUT UP!!
Robotnik then bashes Mighty into a wall, and Tails retaliates with his “Ring Blasters”.
ROBOTNIK: *evil laugh* I see you’ve been improving your weapons technology, Miles!
TAILS: You haven’t seen anything yet, you slime ball!
Sonic tries to sucker punch Robotnik from behind, but he activates his thrusters and backs up into Sonic’s face! Ray fires a Solar beam at him, but the nefarious doctor reflects the beam with a reflective barrier on both Ray and Tails!
Blaze comes to and manages to blast Robotnik out of the building!
ROBOTNIK: GRRR!!!
BLAZE: You will regret ever having struck me!
Blaze shoots several fireballs at him, but to no avail, his armor takes no damage.
ROBOTNIK: There is a trick to these embers.
BLAZE: Precisely!
His Omega Armor begins to rust and power down!
ROBOTNIK: ….Interesting tactic.
BLAZE: This is my spell flare! With it’s power, I can-
Robotnik then fires his eye lasers at Blaze!
BLAZE: Oh!!!
MIGHTY: BLAZE!!!
ROBOTNIK: Activate digital repair systems!
In an instant, the Omega Armor had lost it’s rust!
SONIC: What the hell!?
ROBOTNIK: You are all fools to underestimate my genius!!
He fires lasers at Sonic, Tails, and Ray as they both move about the block! Sonic… is too damn fast to be hit by that shit, so he zig zags back and forth, and then moves in with a spin dash!
ROBOTNIK: HAH!
However, Robotnik had laid out a static net that stuns Sonic in tracks!
SONIC: HRAAAAAAGH!
ROBOTNIK: You’ve never been one to look before you leap!
TAILS: LET HIM GO!!!
Robotnik fires rockets from his gauntlets at both Ray and Tails, and while Ray gets the hell out of dodge, Tails manages to use his battle rings and knock the rocket away from him before charging at the mad scientist. Using his “liquid rings”, he forms an arm cannon and fires several bursts at Robotnik, all of which is blocked by a frontal barrier!
ROBOTNIK: *evil laugh* Brilliant! Had you accepted my offer of friendship, you would be more than a foolish combatant!
TAILS: I’LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!
ROBOTNIK: A pity, Miles!
TAILS: IT’S TAILS!!
Robotnik thrusts forward and slaps Tails out cold!
SONIC: TAILS!!!
ROBOTNIK: One who does not accept who they are will never evolve to their true potential!
RAY: Good advice, fat man! Now see what it can do!! YAAAAAAA!!!!
Ray fires a massive Solar Beam at Robotnik, countered by his eye lasers!
ROBOTNIK: GRRRR!
SONIC: YEAH! GET HIM RAY!
MIGHTY: YOU GOT THIS!!!
Seemingly, Ray had the advantage as his Beam was forcing Robotnik back!
RAY: Well well! Looks like someone isn’t so hot with the tech!
But then, Robotnik moves out of the way, allowing Ray’s Beam to impact a building, while he moves to the side and blasts Ray into another!
RAY: YAAA- *crash*
SONIC & MIGHTY: OHH!!
ROBOTNIK: Looks like someone isn’t so hot with “Tact”!
BLAZE: Mighty, he’s distracted! We have to strike now!
MIGHTY: GOTCHA!
Sonic, Mighty, and Blaze all attack Robotnik at once!
ROBOTNIK: Naive little vermin.
He immediately spins around, and knocks the 3 about!
ROBOTNIK: Utterance of idealistic advantages! What glory could you hope to achieve!?
The 3 land on the ground.
ROBOTNIK: You dare set foot in my world, and assume I would not have the home field advantage!?
SONIC: *chuckles* You love hearing yourself talk, huh?
ROBOTNIK: I despise how you take such joy in your own demise!
SONIC: Nah, I just love it when you’re so cock sure of yourself!
ROBOTNIK: How often must I force you to eat the dirt before you submit to your better!?
SONIC: Depends on who’s really better! I never did get the chance to use my new powers on your fat ass, now’s a good time as any!
Sonic breaks out his “Kinetic Sabers”!
ROBOTNIK: Impressive! Weaponizing kinetic energy! It’s one of my favorite new hobbies!
SONIC: Say what!?
Robotnik then generates 2 giant, red “Kinetic Blades” from his gauntlets!!
SONIC: OoO; No way!!
ROBOTNIK: Don’t assume I’ve not taken notice of your new found abilities, nor having adequate counter measures for them!!!
They both charge at each other and clash swords several times! However… Sonic held the advantage! His smaller frame combined with his trademark speed was enough to overwhelm the Omega Armor!
ROBOTNIK: DAMN YOU!!!
SONIC: YOU’RE TOO SLOW!!!
Robotnik falls back and tries to use ranged weaponry, but Sonic is… again, too fast!
Tails gets out of the ground and watches the fighting closely.
TAILS: …….Something’s… not right.
ROBOTNIK: (All I need to do is lure him into a false sense of victory… and then…)
Robotnik had placed a trap behind him, the same static net that trapped Sonic earlier! Robotnik jumps behind said trap and feigns defeat!
SONIC: NOW YOU’RE TOAST!
ROBOTNIK: (Hmph!)
Tails gets up and blasts both Robotnik and the net!
ROBOTNIK: WHAT THE… MILES!?
SONIC: BLUE STAR!!!
ROBOTNIK: WHAT!?
Sonic then jumps up and tosses a ball of kinetic energy, knocking Robotnik into another building!
ROBOTNIK: GRAAAAAAAAAH!!
SONIC: THANKS, BUDDY!
TAILS: No problem!
The evil doctor quickly gets out from the rubble.
ROBOTNIK: How!?
SONIC: Come off it! I saw that lame ass trap long before you planted it! You ain’t THAT slick!
ROBOTNIK: And yet you are down 3 allies! None of them can stand against me! And in the end, you still needed backup!
SONIC: Hmm! That sounds like a good idea!
Sonic then summons kinetic energy in the form of orbs… and then spreads them to his allies! Mighty, Ray, Tails, and Blaze are all imbued with Kinetic Energy!
ROBOTNIK: What did you do!?
SONIC: A little something I call “sharing the wealth”! LETS DO THIS!!!
They all charge at Robotnik and… well… they beat his ass! Zipping back and forth at such an alarming speed, they overwhelm the scientist!
RAY: No snappy comebacks!?
MIGHTY: What’s wrong, Mr. Badass!?
TAILS: Too much to handle!?
BLAZE: It would appear you’ve met your match, Doctor!
SONIC: Too bad it’s all over! FOR YOU!!!!
ROBOTNIK: YOU VILE INSECTS! I’LL EXTERMINATE YOU ALL!!!!
Robotnik unleashes a large radial explosion of kinetic energy that blows the others back, and completely drains them all of their kinetic energy!
ALL: AAAAAAAARGH!!!
*crashing and banging*
They all crawl from the rubble.
BLAZE: For a man of science, he is certainly ruthless!
SONIC: Tenacious bastard, huh!?
Sonic then rushes out of the debris, and charges Robotnik again!
ROBOTNIK: I WILL KILL YOU HERE AND NOW!!
Robotnik brandishes his kinetic blades and charges at Sonic!
Before these titans could clash, however…
ELISE: STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
Elise jumps in between them and holds her arms out!
SONIC: OH NO!!!!!
ROBOTNIK: BLAST!!!
They both skid on the ground, trying desperately to slow down! As they do, Sonic’s nose barely touches Elise’s hand!
SONIC: Sheesh!
ELISE: BOTH OF YOU! STOP FIGHTING NOW!!!
ROBOTNIK: Stupid girl! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!
ELISE: NO! If you keep fighting, you’ll destroy the whole city!
SONIC: Elise, get back! This guy is dangerous!
ROBOTNIK: Elise!? The princess of Apotos!?
SONIC: It’s a pretty common name, Buttnik! How would you know who she is!?
ROBOTNIK: Obviously, you don’t know how idiotic her father’s laws are about naming children! Why is she with you!?
ELISE: Because I asked to be! Why are you trying to kill him!?
ROBOTNIK: The antipathy we have for each other has nothing to do with you!
ELISE: But they’re my bodyguards! So I’m ordering you to stop fighting!
ROBOTNIK: Even if you had any real authority at your tender age, you cannot command a citizen of Spagonia to do your bidding! Now stand aside!
SONIC: Hmph! Those Marauder attacks are starting to make sense!
ROBOTNIK: Marauders!?
MIGHTY: *coughs* Figures you’d know a thing or 2 about em! What type of ransom are you running, fat boy!?
ROBOTNIK: What idiocy are you spouting!? You would dare suggest I would align myself with those scoundrels!?
TRIO: HELL YEAH!
RAY: There is no lie too great for you to hide behind!!! We know your evil inside out!
ELISE: No, you have it all wrong! Dr. Robotnik is the Chief Inspector of Spagonia!
ALL: WHAT!?
MIGHTY: The hell he is!!!
TAILS: Who would trust this creep with investigations!?
SONIC: So he can cover all of his dirty tracks!!!
BLAZE: I don’t know what’s going on here, but have to leave now before the authorities come! We’ve made too much of a mess as it is!
SONIC: You know all about that, don’t you?
BLAZE: This isn’t the time for your horrid sense of humor, Sonic!
ROBOTNIK: Well at least one of you rodents has some sense!
*Inspector’s office*
Sonic and friends meet with Robotnik in his home office.
BLAZE: Running away from enforcers of the law. I never thought I would see the day.
MIGHTY: Welcome to plebian life, Blaze! You’ll get used to it.
ROBOTNIK: So let me get this straight. The Marauders have kidnapped the Duke of Apotos, and now his darling little brat is traveling with you to get Daddy back?
ELISE: You don’t have to be so condescending!
RAY: Is it wrong to ask for you to use smaller words?
ROBOTNIK: Agreed. I’m certainly in no mood for the village idiot to feel inadequate compared to a child who’s only a quarter of his age.
RAY: Up yours, egghead!
ROBOTNIK: Call me that again, and I will force your powers against you and turn you into a home cooked meal!
SONIC: Sounds like you’ve got something against the old duke!
ROBOTNIK: Nothing that concerns you, but no, I do not.
ELISE: So why are you so…
ROBOTNIK: Because frankly, I could care less about what happens to Apotos! It’s about high time they stopped setting the tone of laws that get put on the books!
SONIC: Not like you’ve been around here much to take the brunt of those laws, you’ve been too busy terrorizing OUR world!
ROBOTNIK: With all the satisfaction in the world, I might add.
SONIC: You son of a-
ROBOTNIK: Prior to the year before, I took many trips back to this world to attend to matters here. In addition to maintaining my company, I am also the Chief Inspector of Spagonia, taking over for the late Maximilian Acorn.
MIGHTY: I bet you killed him to get the job!
BLAZE: You 3 are being antagonistic.
TAILS: And for good reason! In our world, he was the biggest terrorist known to Mobian kind! He’s pure evil!
SONIC: And all fingers point to him being behind these Marauder attacks!
ELISE: That’s not true! He’s often fighting the Marauders! Everytime they come out of hiding, he’s the one everyone calls to deal with them!
SONIC: Even though he already says he’s not interested in helping your Dad!
ELISE: Erm….
ROBOTNIK: *sighs* No one said anything about not assisting her. It’s YOU who’s going to be the problem! My absence from the last year in a half has led to their steady increase.
RAY: And who’s fault is that?
ROBOTNIK: Obviously, it’s yours!
BLAZE: I’m sorry, this seems a little… faulty. How can a single inspector be able to ward of these Marauders?
ROBOTNIK: I don’t believe I’ve hit you so hard that you cannot recall the thrashing I was giving you all.
MIGHTY: Elise, I’d love your permission to pound this fat bastard into the ground!
ELISE: No!
TAILS: You have to admit, she has a point. I’ve looked at the map of this continent. It’s pretty huge. How are you able to cover this whole landmass?
ROBOTNIK: Most of their activity is kept to a minimum unless it goes unchecked. It’s likely they’ve grown confident in my absence and have escalated their efforts to engulf the world into a war.
SONIC: And… you’ve got absolutely, 100%, NOTHING… to do with any of that?
ROBOTNIK: If I did, you would not be here! I have no interest in destroying my home. It is, afterall, my birthplace.
SONIC: So you’d rather destroy our home!?
ROBOTNIK: On the contrary… I’d rather conquer it!! What better way to honor my family’s legacy than to prove their strength through conquest!?
ELISE: You would take over someone else’s home!? That’s horrible!
ROBOTNIK: Well, I am a horrible person, Princess!
RAY: See!? He admits it!
MIGHTY: Can we beat his ass now!?
ELISE: Not yet!
ROBOTNIK: “Yet”?
BLAZE: We’re wasting time. We’ve come for the one named “Professor Pickle”. We were told that he was assisting the Chief Inspector, whom you just so happened to be! He had intel on the Marauders and their plans!
ROBOTNIK: ………………..Pickle….. is dead.
ALL: WHAT!?
ELISE: But… why!?
ROBOTNIK: The Marauders beat you to punch. What ever information he had was damning enough that they stormed the city and murdered him in his sleep. He never had a chance.
SONIC: Yeah. One of those Marauders was shaped like an egg!
ROBOTNIK: You’re free to believe what you wish. The fact is I have nothing to do with his murder.
RAY: Right! What’s to stop us from NOT trusting your word?
ROBOTNIK: ………The Marauders murdered my father!
ALL: ……>_>
RAY: I’m sorry, what!?
Robotnik tosses down a file containing a report of Kinto’s murder 16 years ago.
ROBOTNIK: You can skim that and get whatever details you want. Just know that it would reprehensible to seek an alliance with those who took the life of your loved ones if only to seek a common goal. Those who wish to do evil against my family are no friends of mine, I can assure you of that.
TAILS: But…. Kinto Robotnik was a friend to all Mobians. Why would the Marauders target him?
ROBOTNIK: It’s a long, convoluted story, but it all goes back to that damned Ark Incident.
BLAZE: In that case, we can’t afford to go through so much past history. If Pickle is no longer with us, his work must’ve been passed on to someone else. It would have to be you!
ROBOTNIK: Unfortunately, no.
BLAZE: ……Then we have no leads to go on. Do we?
ROBOTNIK: Not quite. Pickle did have… an assistant. He never misses an opportunity to pass on his notes to her for safe keeping.
SONIC: Then we need to find her, and fast! Where is she?
ROBOTNIK: She’s not in town. Outside of the city. 60 miles out.
ALL: WHAT!?
MIGHTY: How the hell can she be an assistant and she lives that far out!?
ROBOTNIK: A safety precaution. Pickle’s research had a nasty habit of attracting… “opposition”. So for her safety, she lives on the outer limits of the country.
SONIC: This sounds like a trap!
ROBOTNIK: You goddamned fool! I was never expecting you to come here in the first place! Why would I bother setting up a trap specifically for you in this world!?
SONIC: Grrrr..
RAY: I don’t like where this is going!
ROBOTNIK: You don’t have to! An alliance… may be necessary in this case. The mere mention of such a thing boils my blood!
ELISE: So why mention it at all?
MIGHTY: Sonic, we can’t team up with this jackass!
TAILS: Think of everything he;s done to us!
SONIC: Who said I was even considering it!?
BLAZE: I am!
TRIO: WHAT!?
MIGHTY: Blaze, you don’t know this ass(bleep) as well as we do! We know what he’s capable of!
BLAZE: I’m aware of that. However, he has more information than all of us! We can’t afford to fight him now. These Marauders are clearly a bigger threat than he is now. What has Robotnik done at this moment in comparison to the Marauders?
MIGHTY: Nothing…. YET!
BLAZE: Exactly, making him the lesser of 2 evils.
MIGHTY: You’ve gotta be kidding me!!
TAILS: He’ll turn on us eventually! I just know it!
ELISE: Well… what else can you do?
SONIC: Don’t take his side, Elise! You have no idea what he’s done to us!
ELISE: Sonic… they have my Dad! I don’t know what they’re going to do to him!
SONIC: Er…
ELISE: Please, just this once! I want to see him again!
SONIC: ……Oh… DAMMIT! I just know I’m gonna regret this!
ROBOTNIK: The feeling is mutual!
SONIC: ……Alright, fatboy! Lead the way!
ROBOTNIK: Good. First, we will need to locate the train station. It’s quite a trek.
OK! After that cutscene, you immediately get the next zone which is… you guessed it… “Rooftop Run” …. god that is a stupid zone name! Eh, can’t blame em for that, I wouldn’t know what to call this place either. But I can blame for that shit sack of a soundtrack!
Much better! Anywho, considering the guys made a mess of things earlier, you’ll have to contend with police. Now, similar to Windmill Isle Act 2, you’ll want to avoid having to beat them up here. Otherwise, you’ll be docked a few points of GT per enemy killed…. for obvious reasons. Unless you’re all like “FUCK THE POLICE”, and I wouldn’t blame yah… for, again, obvious reasons. Zone gimmicks here would be left unchanged outside of having to use those goddamn balloons to bounce up to higher platforms, that shit was always annoying. Would NOT leave them in. Probably have more distinguishable building colors so the whole area doesn’t look all boring and brown. No I don’t give a shit if Unleashed was trying to replicate real world cities, Spagonia looks boring and drab as fuck despite how celebratory that whole zone was with it’s balloons and confetti and shit… I’m sorry, Spagonia is so overused and it’s not for any good reason. It’s a very boring zone. I’d rather they use Chun-Nan or Empire City, at least the latter has better music… even if the buildings are all one color as well. Or better yet, go for the nighttime version with that awesome spy music! Just… have… good taste, Sega! Goddammit! It’s like they deliberately choose the most UNCOOL elements of the Sonic series by default and jack off to them all the time. And goddammit, I’m rambling again.
Anywho, after completing the zone, the group all catch a ride on the nearest train. Sonic and friends glare at Robotnik.
ROBOTNIK: …..Yes. Feed me your hostility! Pierce me with your hatred! All your glares serve to do is validate the power I hold over you all!
MIGHTY: Can we kill him now?
ELISE: No!
RAY: We can make it look like an accident!
TAILS: Really?
BLAZE: Would you 4 stop already? For the time being, he is on our side. All we can do is trust that he won’t turn his blade against us.
ROBOTNIK: So long as you do nothing to warrant such an action.
SONIC: …….So, where’s that annoying ass robot you like to travel with?
ROBOTNIK: He’s currently in my abode, undergoing repairs.
RAY: Are they good for anything?
ROBOTNIK: Despite Bomb’s constant bouts of idiocy, he and Heavy provide me with much needed assistance time again.
MIGHTY: You ever think about programming Bomb to shut the hell up once in a blue moon!?
ROBOTNIK: All the time. However, doing so would interfere with his basic functions. A… miscalculation during my youth.
SONIC: Your youth!?
TAILS: Wait a sec…. your assistants are antiques!?
ROBOTNIK: *glowing eyes* They’re NOT antiques, you ignorant fox! Certainly weren’t old enough that you couldn’t find ways to improve them!
SONIC: Yeah, it’s a pity! A 10 year old had to make your inventions worth a damn!
ELISE: *giggles*
ROBOTNIK: You find that funny!?
ELISE: Kinda.
TAILS: You gotta admit, it is a shame! How can you be our greatest enemy, and you can’t even upgrade your 2 oldest robots so that they’re at the best they can be?
ROBOTNIK: I don’t think that’s a fair comparison, Miles! Afterall, you crafted an AI so advanced that it wanted to destroy all life in the world!
TAILS: Grrrr!!
MIGHTY: Yeah, I bet that just burns your ass that you’re getting one upped by a kid!
ROBOTNIK: How is it that the most useless member of your group is free to speak on the merits of others, and all he can offer is a thick skull and a nasty disposition?
BLAZE: Will you all just stop!?
Then, the train stops abruptly!
SONIC: Hey! What’s going on!?
They all look out of the windows to find that the Marauders were attacking the train!
ROBOTNIK: What the…. it’s them!
SONIC: I knew this was a trap!
ROBOTNIK: If it was, I wouldn’t be in here, would I!?
ELISE: ….Do they know I’m here!?
ROBOTNIK: It’s the most probable cause! You fools should’ve left her in a safer place!
BLAZE: This is no time to argue! We have to force them back, now!
SONIC: Yeah! We’ll deal with fat boy later!
Next zone is “Radical Train”. I had no issues with the original so most of the elements here I would keep. The beginning of Act 1 takes place on top of the train, but as soon as it hits a tunnel, you (and player 2) will be knocked off and well have to travel through mountains like so. All the enemies here are Marauders (duh!). Act 2 is a mach speed zone where you have to get back on the train.
Afterward, Robotnik is still on the train trying to activate his Omega Armor if only to keep Elise safe. However, the wrist watch he uses to activate it is shot off!
ROBOTNIK: WHAT!?
ELISE: *Screams*
A “female Marauder” had leapt through the window!
???: Dr. Robotnik! I have found you at last!
ROBOTNIK: To whom do I owe the honor of death!?
???: The daughter of the one you murdered!!!
ROBOTNIK: What!?
She then jumps up for a jummp kick, but Robotnik manages to avoid her attack! But then turns around and uses her arm cannon to shoot Robotnik in his arm!
ROBOTNIK: GRAAAH!!
He falls to the ground, holding his arm in pain as the girl steps on top of him, cannon at the head!
ROBOTNIK: Grrrr…. you’ll never get a cleaner shot, you wench!
Elise grabs a random object and throws it at her head! Then she runs at her!
ELISE: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
The female Marauder turns around and quickly slaps Elise to the ground!
ROBOTNIK: You devil! Leave her out of this!
???: She will not die before you, I will assure that!
Just then, Blaze reappears and shoots fire at her, knocking her off of Robotnik!
???: Grr! Who!?
BLAZE: You would dare strike a Princess? Have you no shame!?
???: It’s only a title. She holds no more power than you would!
BLAZE: We’ll see about that!
This would be a short boss fight against this Marauder. She sports a bo-staff similar to Nightwing from Injustice in that it was stun rods on both ends. This is a rather simple fight as all she does is shoot from a corner and runs in for an attack. As Blaze, all you have to do is wait for the bitch to run into a corner and then scratch as soon as she starts shooting.
After the fight, Blaze kicks the Marauder into a door to the next car!
???: You!
BLAZE: Give up now! Perhaps you’d have more of an advantage if you had more open space!
???: This isn’t over, (bleep)ch!
The Marauder then escapes!
Later, the trio had returned with Sonic wiping Elise’s face, and Tails wrapping Robotnik’s wound.
SONIC: You ok?
ELISE: I’m fine. I’m not the one that got shot.
ROBOTNIK: Hmph!
SONIC: Heh! You’re pretty tough for a Princess!
BLAZE: And what’s THAT supposed to mean, Sonic!?
TAILS: I can’t believe I’m helping you of all people.
ROBOTNIK: Believe me, child, this hurts me more than it hurts you! *grunts in pain*
TAILS: Would you hold still!?
ROBOTNIK: THEN BE MORE CAREFUL!!!
MIGHTY: Don’t worry about it! He wants to be a little wuss about it, give him all the pain in the world!
RAY: So I guess he’s telling the truth.
ROBOTNIK: Rest assured, a deception would not involve sustaining an injury like this!
BLAZE: That girl who inflicted the wound mentioned that he murdered her father. She was ready to kill him in an instant. This more than anything vindicates everything we’ve heard. He is an avowed enemy of the Marauders.
RAY: Yeah, well I still don’t like him!
ROBOTNIK: The feeling is mutual.
BLAZE: Well like it or not, we may need his help in the future. Go back to being enemies when this is all over!
SONIC: Psh, yeah, fine. Whatever.
ROBOTNIK: If dealing with those cretins means not having to be surrounded by you, then let us make haste!
*Middle of Nowhere*
The group makes their way to a small hut in the mountains.
SONIC: This is the spot!?
ROBOTNIK: Hard to believe, I know. But it’s a safer location than the City.
ELISE: But if the Marauders are here, then she isn’t safe!
ROBOTNIK: So lets get this over with!
Robotnik marches up to the hut, still reeling in pain. And… he bashes the door open…. only to be greeted by LOUD ASS TECHNO MUSIC!! Ray immediately covers his ears!
RAY: AAAAAAAAAAACK! *faints*
They all find “Marine the Raccoon” on a tall table, working on an invention while 2 big ass stereos play in the background. (think the scene where “Peni Parker” was making a new goober in Spider-Verse)
ROBOTNIK: *covers ears* YOU IMBECILE!! TURN OFF THAT DAMNED RACKET!!!!
MARINE: Hmm? Oh, guests!
Marine turns off her music and climbs down her abnormally large table to greet her guests.
MARINE: Well, aren’t you just rude as usual, Eggman!
ALL: “Eggman”!?
ROBOTNIK: You will never refer me as that name again!
MARINE: Ah yes, the childhood trauma of being bullied because of that birth defect!
ROBOTNIK: GRRRRR!
TAILS: Birth defect!?
ROBOTNIK: Shut up! It is not important!
MARINE: Hey, where’s those 2 annoying robots of yours!?
ROBOTNIK: They’re in for repairs. Traveling via certain means had strained their CPUs.
MARINE: Ahhh, that’s why it’s so peaceful! If you let me program them, they wouldn’t have this sort of problem!
ROBOTNIK: You insult me by even suggesting that I would allow my creations to be handled by a Mobian!
TAILS: You let me upgrade them!
ROBOTNIK: You did so without my approval, and behind my back!
TAILS: Oh yeah.
Marine starts plucking at Tails’s butt!
TAILS: HEY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
MARINE: I just have to know how you have 2 butts! It’s strange how you have 2 tails! Are you some sort of mutant!?
TAILS: *backs away* GET OFF!!! What’s wrong with you!?
MIGHTY: Does that count as molestation?
SONIC: Don’t ask.
ELISE: Hey guys, is Ray dead?
Then Ray springs off the ground!
RAY: HEY! What’s the big idea playing that loud stereo, granted it was awesome music!?
MARINE: Oh, I don’t know! What’s the big idea bursting through my door without so much as a knock?
RAY: Touche! But your ears should be nothing but jello!
MARINE: But if they were, I wouldn’t be able to listen to my “awesome” music, dumb dumb!
RAY: Dumb dumb!?
MIGHTY: Twice the dumbass! It suits you!
BLAZE: ENOUGH! We have important matters to discuss. We have reason to believe that you have intel on the Marauders entrusted to you by Professor Pickle.
ROBOTNIK: They have resurfaced recently, and led a deadly attack on Westopolis, in addition to abducting the Duke of Apotos. Tis why the little princess is with us now.
MARINE: Oh! That’s why you’re with these guys!
ELISE: Yeah.
MARINE: So why don’t you go to him first? You didn’t have to travel 60 miles out of town just to meet me! He’s right around the corner from where you live.
ROBOTNIK: Pickle is dead.
MARINE: O_O……. What!?
SONIC: Yeah. The Marauders got to him before we could.
Marine steps back a little…. then turns around and walks away a little more…. and then falls to the ground, crying like a little kid with a tantrum.
TAILS: >_>;
SONIC: Oh… silly me! For a second there, I thought this scene was gonna get heavy!
ROBOTNIK: Everyone has their ways of coping with loss, just give it a minute.
Marine immediately rises from the ground, drying her tears in a milisecond.
MARINE: Ok, I’m done! Whatcha need, Eggman!? I’m ready for some payback!
ROBOTNIK: Stop calling me that! Did Pickle leave you with any information that would put him at risk for assassination? A packet? a disk drive?
MARINE? Mmm… he left me an email!
ELISE: An email!? That’s not secure at all!
MARINE: Might’ve been in a rush, or didn’t care! Lets go check it out!
Inside the hut, Marine checks her email.
BLAZE: So an Email is something that is written on this… device?
ELISE: Yep! And it’s called a computer! You never had this back in your world?
BLAZE: We merely used Babylonian delivery to send a message.
MARINE: Got it! *Reading* “Marine, I don’t have a lot of time. The Dark Brotherhood have discovered me, so I will likely perish. I have marked off on this map a list of potential enclaves in which the Marauders have set up base! Please, send this to the Chief Inspector and alert the United Federation! They will threaten the entire world! I’m counting on you!”
And below that was a map of the world showing specific locations of Marauder hideouts.
TAILS: So he knew they would be after him.
ROBOTNIK: And that he would not escape their wrath. Pickle’s hunches are never wrong, knowing him. Download that image to a disk drive!
ELISE: You think my father would be in one of them?
SONIC: Only one way to find out! Lets get this over to Tower, Pronto!
MARINE: I’m coming too!
RAY: What!? Why!?
MARINE: Uh… lets see. Revenge, adventure, scientific curiosity, that sort of thing.
BLAZE: This is not a journey of personal gain, you child! Lives are at stake!
MARINE: Chill, Ice queen! I’ve got that all covered with THIS!
Marine takes out….
RAY: A gun?
MARINE: Not just A gun! THE GUN!!! The Variable Trigger is a multi-purpose laser rifle capable of 101 functions and firing types! It can act as a flamethrower, a lightning gun, an ice shard shooter-
SONIC: Yeah yeah, we get it! It’s a VERY impressive weapon! Do you know how to use it?
MARINE: Well, I didn’t have an opportunity to test it until now!
MIGHTY: Yeah, no thanks! I’m not dying for science!
MARINE: You won’t as long as you have me backing you up! Maybe…
RAY: No, don’t worry about it! I’m the gun!
MARINE: You’re too dumb to be of use to anyone.
RAY: SAY WHAT!?
ROBOTNIK: I agree, but you’re too much of a liability with an untested weapon.
MARINE: And you’re a liability with your weight problems! What’s the difference!?
ROBOTNIK: I’m better than you?
MARINE: Says the fat man who can’t repair his minions!
SONIC: Ok, look, you can tag along, but just make sure you don’t get anyone killed. Got it?
BLAZE: Are you sure? She might do more harm than good.
SONIC: If life’s taught me anything, it’s always the misfits that turn out the most useful!
*Sky Babylon*
Back in control of Elise, you now have the opportunity to purchase Action Triggers for Marine. The Flamethrower, Lightning Gun, and Shard Reaper (yes, I took that name from Ratchet and Clank) are all available. You also get a vacuum trigger for free!
Everyone on board merely bitches about getting help from Robotnik, with the exception of Silver and Blaze as they both don’t really know him. To continue on, talk to Marine for a scene.
ELISE: Hey… are you ok?
MARINE: Ok? I’m better than ok! I’m out of the hut for a reason other than losing my trinkets to those meddling birds! You have no idea how rude they are! Always swooping in stealing the rats that I was dissecting-
ELISE: No, I mean how everyone…. doesn’t even know you’re here. Everyone’s so worried about Robotnik, but they haven’t even spoken to you yet. I thought you’d be sad.
MARINE: Yeah right! This is even better! That way I can snag a few hair samples and no one would notice! You know how perfect a clone I could make with just one follicle!? Imagine a clone of that red guy who’s white with red gloves!? Or Sonic if he were green with a black forehead! Or maybe if they were yellow and pink! Oh the wonders I could create!
ELISE: ….So you’re a mad scientist?
MARINE: No, I’m a HAPPY scientist! I’ve got no reason to mad when I have so many test subjec-I mean…. friends! I mean… I would TOTES not try to put any of you into a cooking vat! Maybe. Then again, that bird guy looks delicious!
ELISE: ….Are you crazy!?
MARINE: Depends! Crazy people tend to hear things and….. Shhh! What was that!? I heard mice!
Then Marine SMACKS her nose into the ground and starts…. “sniffing” the ground and walking away doing so. Sonic then walks by.
SONIC: Is she smelling the floor!?
ELISE: ….She scares me!
SONIC: Er… just give her some time. She’ll be a part of the group and you won’t even notice. I hope…
*GUN Helicarrier*
Sonic meets with Tower alone.
TOWER: It’s a shame that we lost Pickle, but at he left us with something. If the Marauders have set up camp across the planet, we’re in deep trouble!
SONIC: So spill it! Where are we headed next?
TOPAZ: The old abandoned museum of art and history. Not a bad place to set up a base.
SONIC: Why would a museum be a good hiding place?
SAM: The guy who designed it had a sick sense of humor.
TOWER: That museum was crafted like a labyrinth. Maze like in it’s layout. The designer said he wanted people to… “lose themselves in the nation’s rich history”.
SONIC: And the city approved of that!?
TOWER: Why don’t you ask Ivo the details when you meet with him? He’s down below waiting for us.
SONIC: What’s he gonna do!?
TOPAZ: He knows this city better than all of us. And we’re sending boots on the ground, so if things go south within their base, we’ll be ready!
TOWER: Techniically, we’re not supposed to send troops into a foreign nation that isn’t partnered with the United Federation unless in the case of an emergency, but this is an opportunity we can’t miss. Get whoever you need and head down to the surface!
>If you kept Elise’s escape a secret<
TOWER: Oh, and before I forget.
SONIC: Huh?
TOWER: Next time the royal brat runs away, be sure to alert us! Our men spent all morning looking for her!
SAM: I got a cramp from the Commander barking orders!
TOWER: I’ll do a helluva worse if you keep whining! Now get moving!
*Spagonia Streets*
Sonic, Ray, Blaze, and Marine, all meet up with Robotnik, Sam, and Topaz.
ROBOTNIK: So you’ve accepted the burden of Marine? You certainly are determined to get yourself killed!
SONIC: She’s the least of my worries! Being around you is bad enough for my health!
ROBOTNIK: The feeling is mutual!
SONIC: Will you stop saying that!?
TOPAZ: Alright Doctor, you know the way to the Museum. Lets get a move on before anyone notices we’re here!
ROBOTNIK: We’ll take the back alleys and stick to the shadows.
Act 2 of Rooftop Run… should be called “Back Alley run” since most of the nighttime stage took place on the streets. There are no enemies to speak of, but the act is more of a maze of platforms and tunnels and other stuff. I’d keep the music the same because that one was actually good!
Afterward, they find the Museum intact but completely empty.
SAM: Nobody home.
ROBOTNIK: Damn! They must’ve relocated to a more secure location!
TOPAZ: Don’t fret! They might’ve left something behind that could lead us to them. Split up and fan out for any clues you can scrounge up!
Here is a mini 3D Hub where you play as Ray. You don’t really have to find anything, but finding hidden messages and secrets in the artifacts and paintings will net you an additional 3 GT. To actually continue on, just head up the second floor, and Marine will follow you.
MARINE: So how did you get solar powers anyway?
RAY: Beats me! Who knows why I’m so awesome!?
MARINE: Ahh, must be some sort of radiation! Afterall, it causes you a lot of hallucinations!
RAY: “Hallucinations”!? I’ll have you know that I am the most powerful member of this posse!
MARINE: I rest my case! You can’t be the strongest one when you’re so lacking in the upperstory!
RAY: You’re rude! How would you even know how smart I really am!?
MARINE: I have a friend in Mobius that taught me how to identify people’s traits just by looking at them! And you… are a big pervert!
RAY: I think your friend should refund that advice!
MARINE: I rest my case again! That doesn’t make a lick of sense!
Make your way up to the attic (Hehe) and you’ll find CAMEOS! There is a statue of King Arthur (from BK) as well as a picture of Merlina with a secret message for an additional 3 GT. There’s also a Scepter of Darkness sitting in a case that says “DO NOT TOUCH!!!!”
RAY: That’s a lot of exclamation points!
Anywho, head into a corner where a werehog statue stands…. and it’ll start shaking!
RAY: AHH!
MARINE: What!? What happened!?
RAY: That statue moved!
MARINE: Hallucinations again?
RAY: NO! It friggin moved!!
MARINE: You know, being composed of solar energy, you could be seeing things similar to that of a mirage! It happens!
RAY: I’m telling you the truth!
Now just walk over to the mirror, and a scene here plays where Ray… finds his reflection harboring feminine eyes.
RAY: WHOA! I’m cute!
MARINE: Definitely radiation poisoning.
RAY: All these years, I never knew the secret of my charms! I’m gorgeous!
Then his reflection turns fat
RAY: Maybe I should lay off the chili dogs!
And then his reflection vanishes completely… and instead, a ghost girl pops up (she’s the casper lookin bitch from “Night of the Werehog”) and giggles at him!
RAY: Ohhhh…. what’s your name, cutie pie!?
Then she gestures for him to follow her, while smiling “intently”.
RAY: Oh…. ohohohohhoho… ehehehehhehehe…. Don’t mind if I do!
Ray steps closer to the mirror…. and is then sucked in!
RAY: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
His enormous scream eminated throughout the museum!
TOPAZ: What is that!?
SONIC: THAT WAS RAY!!
Sonic and Blaze race upstairs!
SAM: GUYS, WAIT!!!
They get to the attic to see Ray was trapped behind the mirror!
SONIC: RAY!?
RAY: SONIC!!! OH GOD, HELP ME!!!
BLAZE: WHAT HAPPENED!?
MARINE: HOLD ON!!
Marine fires a tracking device on the mirror before it BREAKS through a window and flies away! Sonic runs to said window and reaches out!
SONIC: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
*GUN Helicarrier*
Sonic, Blaze, and Robotnik had returned to Tower immediately.
SONIC: Start talkin! You said nothing about trap mirrors!
TOWER: It’s got nothing to do with mirrors, but more so to do with a Wraith.
ROBOTNIK: Wraiths!? At a time like this!?
SONIC: More ghosts!?
TOWER: Unfortunately. Sonic, your friend was abducted by the one we call “Lah”. She’s not exactly dangerous, but she tends to ensnare unsuspecting men and keeping them as her soul mates. Unfortunately, they often die as a result of starvation and dehydration. As soon as she gets her man, she doesn’t let them leave her out of fear of abandonment.
SONIC: Then we’ve got no time to lose!!! Lets get out there and find that chick!
TOPAZ: Calm down, Sonic! Do you even know where to look?
SONIC: Grrrr…
ROBOTNIK: Perhaps it’s for the best! That moron is a liability!
SONIC: You go to hell, Buttnik!
TOWER: Well you’ll be kissing Marine’s ass for the next 2 months! She managed to track that mirror down to the old Thorndyke mansion on the outskirts of town.
ROBOTNIK: That old relic is still standing!?
TOWER: You Spagonians have a bad habit of preserving what doesn’t need to be. Besides, the Thorndyke Family was one of the most famous families in the world. Of course they’re not gonna tear down a historic landmark!
BLAZE: What was the significance of the Thorndyke family?
TOWER: They ran a powerful megalithic corporation that dealt with weapons manufacturing, oil, railroads, and other industries. They also proved to be rivals to Meteo Tech.
ROBOTNIK: One that I’m all too pleased to see gone!
BLAZE: What happened?
TOWER: The family’s only heir, Chris Thorndyke, was killed 50 years ago in the Ark Incident. Nelson and Lindsey Thorndyke eventually grew apart, died, and handed the keys over to Tanaka Enterprise in Kamurocho. The mansion was going to be torn down, but people protested. Said that the memory of the family was too important to destroy.
TOPAZ: That was mistake. Anything tied to the deceased will always attract paranormal entities. It’s why Spagonia has incidents 5 times a year because of their obsession with preservation.
ROBOTNIK: If you Federate fools had any respect for legacy, you would understand!
TOWER: Yes, and we’d end up just as insane as you are! Don’t think your activities in Mobius escaped my watch!
ROBOTNIK: You say that as though I’m concerned with your watchful eyes!
SONIC: When do we get to the part where we save Ray!?
TOWER: You’re right. Rescuing Ray is our top priority! Gather anyone you think will help! Even if Lah isn’t very dangerous, she’s not giving up Ray without a fight!
>If GT is above 50<
TOWER: Since I dragged you into that mission, I feel it’s only fair to offer assistance. We can have boots on the ground in no time!
ROBOTNIK: That’s good to know, because I wasn’t about to get dragged into this fight!
SONIC: I don’t want your help anyway, “Eggman”!
ROBOTNIK: I’m going to enjoy carving out your skull when this truce is over!
SAM: Ohh, that’s kinda dark for yah, Doc!
TOPAZ: So what’ll be, Sonic? [I need help!] +3GT [We got this]
>If accepted<
SONIC: I’ll take all the help I can get! Ray’s life is at stake!
TOWER: Consider it done! Now get movin!
>If refused<
SONIC: Thanks, but if things get harry, I don’t want your guys losing their lives. I’ll handle this!
TOWER: Suit yourself. Now get movin!
*Spagonia Streets*
Sonic gathers Marine, Mighty, Amy, Silver, and Blaze in front of the Thorndyke Mansion
SONIC: Thanks for coming, guys!
MIGHTY: Come on, did you even have to ask!? Ray’s our boy!
AMY: You know I would do anything for my friends! Even one as lecherous as Ray!
SILVER: I don’t think I’ll be much help here. My powers are only useful against physical objects, and even that has it’s limits.
SONIC: Even better, Silver! If that ghost tosses around furniture, you can hold them all back!
BLAZE: Now isn’t the time to be questioning ourselves! Our friend faces peril, so we must do all we can to save him!
MIGHTY: Damn straight!
MARINE: Well what are we waiting for!? We got a ghost to catch!
The next zone here is “Mystic Mansion” from Heroes. Now… there are 2 key differences. If you chose to get assistance from GUN, this place is going to be far more tedious as the GUN soldiers will be possessed by evil spirits and attack you, replacing all the enemies in the zone. You can beat up the soldiers, but each kill deducts 1 GT. Unless you wanna piss off GUN, you’ll have to leave them alone. Otherwise, you’re dealing purely with ghosts, pumpkin heads, and skeletons, and will risk no GT at all. Now, if you purchased the Flamethrower and Vacuum for Marine, she’ll wreck this whole fucking place. the Vacuum kills ghosts in one hit, and fire is the only way to kill ghosts period. Meaning Blaze is actually useful for a change! Everyone else will need a Fire Barrier to inflict damage on them.
Midway through, you’ll have 2 minibosses named Su and Wu (also from Night of the Werehog) who also show up later in their combined green bull form. Again, roast their asses!
And NO, I did not take the vacuum idea from Luigi’s Mansion! That shit was a ripoff of Ghost Busters anyway!
Anywho, after completing the zone (it’s only one act long), they make it to the top floor!
AMY: This place is a madhouse! How can anyone let this mansion stay here with so many hauntings!?
MARINE: Because Halloween wouldn’t be the same without it!
SONIC: ……What’s Halloween?
MIGHTY: Must be an Earth thing.
BLAZE: Focus!
MARINE: Roger that!
Marine slaps her nose to the ground and starts sniffing around for Ray and Lah!
MIGHTY: >_> …….What the hell is she doing!?
SONIC: Don’t ask. Just… let her do her thing.
AMY: Ugh! That’s so unsanitary! Do you know how much dust and allergens are in this place!?
SILVER: …..Maybe it’s a technique in finding spirits!
Then out of the blue, Silver starts sniffing the ground as well! And ends up sneezing and coughing!
SILVER: Ulgh! Oh God! *coughs* Maybe it’s something that only Raccoons can do!
BLAZE: You’re so naive!
Sonic and Mighty are chuckling away until Marine…. does that thing that dogs do in old cartoons by stiffening up and pointing in a direction with their noses.
SONIC: Looks like she found something!
MIGHTY: That door! Lets go!!!
They slowly enter the door to see…. Ray entertaining Lah!?
RAY: And then I went FLASH! *flashes* and the entire forest is engulfed in flames!
LAH: *Giggling and clapping*
RAY: But of course, I was still no match for he who called himself the ultimate life form!!!
MIGHTY: Wait… what’s going on!?
SONIC: -__- I think he’s whipped.
They walk over to them.
RAY: Oh hey guys! You’re just in time! I was just telling my new lady friend about our exploits against the evildoers of Mobius!
AMY: Lady friend!?
Lah merely waves at them.
RAY: Oh right! I never told you! WE’RE IN LOVE!!!
SONIC: ….No you’re not.
RAY: Oh pah! You’re just jealous because you didn’t get to her first!
SILVER: This must be some sort of spell!
MARINE: Wraiths can’t cast spells on people.
SILVER: But then…. why would he be so happy around the apparition that kidnapped him!?
MIGHTY: Because that apparition has 2 legs and a-
SONIC: She doesn’t have legs at all, Mighty!
RAY: So uh… thanks for the concern, but don’t worry! I’m totally fine! Though I am kinda hungry!
AMY: Then lets find you something to eat!
LAH: Huh?
SONIC: Yeah, I bet there’s a nice ol’ diner-
As soon as Sonic reaches for Ray, Lah zips in and clings to his back!
SONIC: WHOA! Damn you’re fast!!
SILVER: I didn’t even see her move!
RAY: Oh! hehe! I forgot to mention! She’s very clingy! But who can blame her!? I’m OOZING with sex appeal!
MARINE: “Hallucinations”
RAY: SHUT UP, WENCH!!!
SONIC: Ray, you can’t stay here!
Hearing that, Lah’s eyes glow a crimson red as she glares at Sonic!
SONIC: But he can always stop and visit from time to time!
AMY: Listen…. “Lah”? I know you’re lonely-
MIGHTY: And clearly desperate!
AMY: But all those men you kept? They all had friends and family. And because you wouldn’t let them leave…. they all vanished. Didn’t they? It’s because they couldn’t go out and nourish themselves. And… they couldn’t see their loved ones again. If you really care about them…. then you have to let them all go. Please. Do it for them!
LAH: …………*turns head* Hmph!
SONIC: Damn, she’s got it bad!
RAY: Well there you have it! Nothing can come between the love that we share!
MIGHTY: You dumbass! Are you seriously gonna let this stupid broad come between us!?
Lah then glares at Mighty!
MIGHTY: Don’t look at me like that!
RAY: I’m sorry guys, but you know how it is when a bud finds gal! She takes all the priori-
Blaze then BLASTS Lah off of Ray, crashing into a wall!
ALL: WHOA!!
RAY: OoO NOOOOOO!!!
BLAZE: I’ve had enough of this! We’re taking Ray back, even if I have to torch your very soul!!!
Suddenly, the mansion begins to shake! Furniture begins hovering above the group. Pictures of the deceased start cackling like hyenas. Think that scene in Evil Dead 2.
SONIC: Ohhhhhhhhh (bleep)!
SILVER: I think you made her mad, Blaze!
BLAZE: It was going to come down to this one way or another!
Lah rises from the crater, and the room turns into an eerie green color! Her eyes burn blood red!
RAY: LAH!! DARLING!!! FORGIVE THEM!!! SHE’S ONLY JEALOUS OF THE LOVE WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER!!!!
And then she lets out a banshee-like scream!
BOSS TIME!! Lah merely floats around the room surrounding herself with random objects. As she does, she will often toss those objects and/or furniture at you. You’ll have to break through her “barrier” to damage her. Flame Barriers get littered throughout the fight so that you can actually damage her. Again, Marine and Blaze have it easy here as fire is a part of their arsenal. Marine’s flamethrower can bypass the barrier as well as Blaze’s spell flare.
After dealing enough damage, Lah will start hurling fireballs that travel on the ground and shoot up like geysers. She’ll also start summoning chunks of the floor off to smack you with. It should be noted that the more of the floor she uses up, the less room you have to maneuver, and falling through the floor is death. So… yeah. Marine’s vacuum would NOT work on this bitch.
After the fight, Ray tries holding Lah back!
RAY: PLEASE!! FORGIVE THEM!!!
And she does nothing to him. And Ray is surprised for a moment!
RAY: Oh! Ahah! You don’t want to hurt me! I knew you didn’t hate me! *turns around* You see guys!? OUR LOVE TRANSCENDS ALL-
And then she slaps Ray across the room!
MIGHTY: Pff! It won’t transcend that migraine!
SONIC: HERE SHE COMES!
Lah conjures objects and hurls them at the group! Silver manages to catch them!
SILVER: DO IT, NOW!!!
Amy and Blaze burn Lah, sending her reeling in pain!
LAH: *screams*!!
SONIC: IT’S WORKING! KEEP IT UP!!
MARINE: I got this!!!
SONIC: Marine!?
MIGHTY: GET BACK HERE!
Marine lays out a trap, and then turns her gun into a vacuum!
MARINE: STAND CLEAR LADIES!!
She begins sucking Lah into the gun, with her terrifying expression turning into fear… before finally being sucked into the canister trap!
She is seen within banging on the glass, but she can’t break free!
MARINE: And that’s the end of this chapter!
SONIC: Whoa! Nice one!
RAY: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ray jumps up from behind a couch!
RAY: LET HER GO!!!! SHE’S MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!
Ray rushes toward Lah, but Silver moves it away from him while Mighty and Sonic restrain him!
MIGHTY: RAY! YOU IDIOT!!
SONIC: SHE’S NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE!!!
RAY: YES SHE IS!!!!
SILVER: He’s possessed!
AMY: No, he’s just insane.
MARINE: I caught her fair and square, Ray! So she belongs to me now! We’re going to have SO MUCH FUN! Isn’t that right, my little ghosty!?
Lah has a terrified expression and continues banging on the glass!
RAY: OHH!! You’re scaring her!
MARINE: Why? All I was going to do is electrocute her, and then drain her ectoplasm for my experiments! It’s not like she’ll die or anything!
AMY: Marine, that’s horrible! Why would you do such a thing!?
BLAZE: She deserves it!
AMY: Blaze!?
BLAZE: Think of all the lives this phantom took! All to satisfy herself! She didn’t care about any of their lives, even having it explained to her! We can’t allow this… “demoness” to roam free! So yes, Marine! Have your way with her!
SILVER: Blaze, no! We can’t torture a lost soul!
RAY: Especially MY lost soul!
BLAZE: You set that creature free, and who knows who the next victim could be!? What if she abducts children next?! She’s dangerous!
AMY: But torturing her is the next best thing!?
BLAZE: An adequate punishment for one who causes death!
MARINE: It’s not torture!! It’s just experimentation! There’s a difference!
SONIC: Jeez, you guys make this difficult! On the one hand, yeah she’s dangerous. But who’d want to torture those eyes?
RAY: That’s what I said!
BLAZE: Don’t be sympathetic to a murderer, Sonic!
Sonic’s radio sounds off.
TOWER: Well, there is a 3rd option.
SONIC: What the… Commander Tower!?
TOWER: You bring her back to the Helicarrier for safe keeping. That way, our scientists can study her properties without the threat of torture.
SONIC: So you can turn her into a weapon!?
TOWER: Be reasonable, Sonic. She’s a wraith. They don’t think, they don’t feel. All they have is instinct. Setting her free will allow her to strike again. Of course, if that girl has her way with it, it’ll be rendered useless. We can prevent both from happening. And if we find any other uses for her, that’s our business.
SONIC: Grrr.
TOWER: It’s your call. Hopefully, you’ll make the right one!
[Set it Free] -6GT [Give it to GUN] +6GT [Give it to Marine] 0GT
>If you give it to GUN, you’ll get a scene of Lah being kept in a tank… and mind controlled.<
MESSAGE: Ray has gained a new Action Trigger! Lah can be summoned to stun foes or control them freely!
>If you give it to Marine, you’ll get a scene of her back in her hut as she toys around with Lah by shocking her, and putting in certain gases. However, something goes wrong, and Lah escapes, fleeing for her life!
MARINE: NO!!! COME BACK!!! I HAVEN’T PERFECTED MY FORMULA!!!!
MESSAGE: Marine has gained a new action trigger! The Ghost Gun can penetrate enemies and pierce through walls and defenses!
>If you set her free, you get a scene of the trio going out in the field and opening her container…. “setting her free”<
MIGHTY: Good! Now do us a solid and stay the hell away from us!
SONIC: You can’t keep kidnapping people just because you’re lonely. You end up doing more harm than good. If you want, you should go to… a graveyard, I guess. They’re already dead! Alright? We did you a favor, so the least you could do is meet us halfway.
And then the screen goes black and white so that Ray can recite lines from Casablanca. I can’t remember that shit, so I’ll just leave it at…
RAY: Here’s looking at you, kid!
And the trio marches off, with Lah having a sad face.
RAY: Oh, such a shame to have to part ways with such a beauty! Am I destined to never find true love!?
SONIC: >_>
MIGHTY: <_<
SONIC: Er… don’t worry, Ray! There’s plenty of girls out there to reject you!
MIGHTY: And they’ll at least have a pulse this time!
Lah giggles and then flies away.
*GUN Helicarrier*
Sonic returns to meet with Robotnik and Tower.
SONIC: Mission accomplished! Ray is safe and sound! That wraith won’t be bothering anyone anytime soon!
>If set free<
ROBOTNIK: You really need to raise the bar on what you consider a success!
TOWER: What the hell were you thinking, Sonic!? You let the wraith go!?
SONIC: Better that than to let her rot in a cage with you! How about letting the dead rest in peace?
TOWER: She won’t deliver what you gave! With her back on the loose, she’s free to abduct and kill any man she gets her claws on! I hope you’re happy with those results!
SONIC: If she gets out of line, we can deal with her again!
>If given to Marine<
ROBOTNIK: A pity that girl couldn’t keep a tighter leash on the Wraith! Now she’s free to roam the Earth!
TOWER: Hopefully her research bares some fruit that we can use to combat her the next time she rears her head!
SAM: Man, I get to be a real life ghost buster! Dreams do come true!
TOPAZ: Oh brother.
>If given to GUN<
ROBOTNIK: You should’ve handed it over to Marine! At least then, the Wraith wouldn’t be weaponized for global warfare!
TOPAZ: And I suppose giving it to you would’ve been a better option?
ROBOTNIK: Very much so!
TOWER: You’ve got nothing to worry about, Ivo. I’ll make sure she stays weapon free!
SAM: Besides, who’d want to do anything to that cute little number? She can take my soul anyday!
TOWER: That can be arranged!
SAM: Nah! I can wait until my time!
TOWER: Good, then shut the hell up!
TOWER: *sighs* In either case, this mission ended in failure. We have no real knowledge as to the Marauder’s new location within Spagonia.
ROBOTNIK: Leave that to me! I have ways of sniffing out the little cretins!
TOPAZ: Sir, what about the other locations?
TOWER: We’ll get to them in due time. In the meantime, you should all get some rest. You’ve had a long night!
SONIC: Too long!
END OF ACT 1