NO! NO! NO! NO!

Link turns into a FUCKING DRAWING for the sake of solving “puzzles”. The game looks more like a plastic version of LTTP with the magic meter being replaced… with stamina. The Magic Hammer used to depend on magic energy, but notice how that shit refills after using said hammer? So now they take the WORST aspect of Skyward Sword and put it into LTTP?

DAMMIT MAN! THEY FUCKED UP NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. U NOW THEY WANT TO KILL THE CLASSICS! I swear, all this bitch talked about was some puzzles! ZELDA IS NOT GOOD WITH PUZZLES! IT NEEDS ACTION, BITCH! Modern zelda has JACK SHIT FUN VALUE THESE DAYS!

I DECLARE WAR! There’s NO REASON for Nintendo’s newer directors to continue FUCKING UP the Zelda series! I’m ready for war with these bastards!

I can smell all the Nintard praise this piece of shit is gonna get.

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